YEAH! YOU WANT “THOSE GAMES,” RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET’S SEE YOU CLEAR THEM!
“Those Games” is a collection of minigames that you wanted
to play to your heart’s content, but couldn’t, so we developed
this game with cute and comical stickman characters for you to
fully, thoroughly, and enjoyably play as many times as you want!
Clear a variety of minigame stages and missions in “Minigames”!
Clear all minigame stages to unlock each respective
“Rank-Up Challenge” where you can post your clear time and scores
to challenge players from around the world in monthly rankings!
Use the Coins that you gain from playing the game
to test your luck with Gotcha!
Get Plates and Titles so that you can create
your very own name plate!
Combine Plates and Titles for 8,910,000 different combinations!
Make your name plate cool or just plain funny: it’s your choice!
Main Features
・”Those games” are now playable as stickman minigames!
・Cute and comical visuals and motions in 3D!
・Play “those games” in “Minigames”!
・Challenge players worldwide in “Rank-Up Challenge”!
・Use Coins to get Plates and Titles in “Gotcha!”
・Create your very own name plate in “Title Plate”!
・View player monthly ranks in “Latest Rankings”!
・Face robust gameplay challenges to gain rewards in “Missions”!
Steam User 77
Excellent game(s)! Definitely captures the gameplay of the ads. Only thing it seems to be missing is the 'Do I fix the window or break the wall?' style minigames.
Steam User 39
I'm really surprised to find that a game like this even exists. Ironically enough, even though it is a parody of fake mobile game ads, it actually is more fun and addicting than most mobile games. This is mainly due to the fact that this is an actual paid game where you get what you pay for compared to the plethora of deceptively free games that are made to take your money with micro-transactions.
It is difficult to recommend this game, as the audience is quite literally people who want to play along with the parody and play "those games". It is definitely not meant to be taken seriously and although the quality is okay for the clear low budget this game is made on, I will end off and say that the game has an audience and it delivers on what it is trying to do. If you are part of that audience, you should buy this game... or "those games" lol.
Steam User 54
I love being able to play mobile games without dealing with ads. Sure its imperfect but its better than 99% of mobile games.
Steam User 93
Dear Youtube Ad Algorithm: No, I will not spend 60 seconds watching an ad about a mediocre collection of mobile games. I will spend 10 dollars and 30 hours of my time completing the same mediocre collection of mobile games. Good luck trying to parse that logic.
To keep the review semi-coherent, I will refer to this item as "The Package" because it's a not one specific game but a collection of 5 much smaller games. The Package is fun, really. It's clearly set up to be a meme, but that's okay. The price point is decent enough, and everything is set up to drip feed dopamine. The Package is basically popcorn: grab a handful and be satisfied for 10 minutes at a time.
Inside The Package are 5 games, each with their own weirdness. Number Tower is a math process game, Parking Lot and Color Lab are logical sequence/organization games, Cash Run is a dexterity game, and Pin Pull is mostly a water flow puzzle. None of them are terrible, but very few of them are truly good. Even the hardest puzzles can still be solved within the timer's limits. I personally thought Color Lab was great. I would play a lot more of those levels.
The biggest problem is The Package stretches the joke way too long. 3 star perfection on every level is a chore when Cash Run is incredibly precise AND Pin Pull has 100 levels AND Number Tower doesn't flow well. If the devs wanted to make a smaller version of The Package, priced at $5, with 10 levels of each mini-game, I would consider that a smashing success. As it is, you'll have 10-12 hours of fun plus another 15 hours of grinding to 100% the game; one million coins is a LOT of work.
Do I recommend it, though? Sure. You can do a lot worse than a stable, casual meme game with okay puzzles. If it's on sale and you need a few extra dollars to round out your purchase, go for it. Would I play through it again? Not for probably 10 years. I don't need it that badly.
Steam User 43
All those annoying mobile game adverts where someone plays them really badly and you guy "thats so stupid that was so easy I could easily do that", well now you actually have the chance to do so.
Its exactly what you expect (I'm a bit confused by all the negative reviews expecting otherwise tbh).
Steam User 29
Super Addictive. Only those with a high IQ can reach Pink!
In all seriousness, though, this is a fun and weirdly addictive game that really scratches that itch for when you want to play those fake games from the mobile ads. I do wish the mouse controls were a little more optimized, though.
Steam User 34
I'm not sure if this game deserves a thumbs up. I guess, it does, since it honestly delivers exactly what it promises: THESE GAMES, as advertised. Beware, though: turns out, THESE GAMES are somewhat addictive, but not very fun.