Two Point Hospital
Design and build your own hospital! Build up a hospital from nothing to a masterpiece as you design the most beautiful – or functional – healthcare operation in the whole of Two Point County. Optimise your hospital design to increase patient (and cash) flow, arranging corridors, rooms and waiting areas to your exact specifications. Expand your hospital to multiple buildings as you look to get as many patients through the door as possible. Place decorative and functional items around your hospital to improve its prestige, lower patient boredom, increase happiness and keep those end of year awards flowing in. Cure unusual illnesses Don’t expect Two Point County to be populated with your usual types of patients. In this world, you’ll experience all kinds of unusual illnesses; from Light-headedness to Cubism – each requiring their very own special type of treatment machine.
Game Discussion
Steam User 29
I downloaded Two Point Hospital thinking I’d play for “like 10 minutes.”
Three hours later my hospital was on fire, a guy with a lightbulb for a head was screaming for help, and my janitor was too busy chasing ghosts to mop the floor.
I have never been happier.
This game is the perfect mix of strategy, comedy, and pure addiction.
You build your hospital, hire questionable employees, cure absolutely ridiculous illnesses, and try to pretend you know what you're doing while everything falls apart in the funniest possible way.
Every new illness is a gem, the humor is constant, and the gameplay loop is incredibly satisfying. One minute you’re proud of your spotless hospital… the next minute half the staff is quitting and a patient just exploded in the corridor. Beautiful.
If you love games that make you laugh, think, and say “okay, ONE more room and then I’ll quit”… this is the one.
Trust me — once you start playing, you’ll need a hospital too… because you won’t be getting any sleep.
10/10. Absolutely addictive. Absolutely ridiculous. Absolutely worth it.
Steam User 17
It's Theme Hospital !! - shout out to the OG Amiga CD players of this game...
Steam User 13
This amazing game took me back to when I was a kid playing Theme Hospital on my first PC!
It is evident that it is deliberately inspired by the latter, some illnesses and humorous parts are very similar.
It's a pure and simple management game; you are the director of a hospital and must manage every aspect: staff, room construction and decoration, research, and the economy.
The scenarios are different from each other and will present you with various challenges.
The interface is luckily very intuitive and, combined with the game's moderate difficulty, will provide many hours of fun and relaxation.
There will be no shortage of "fun" situations in perfect Theme Hospital style to keep you company during the games.
The graphics are the same as the other titles in the "Two Point" series and the audio is appropriate, in addition to the various noises of machinery, people and more, the background music has several songs and will be managed like a radio station.
If, like me, you loved Theme Hospital, or you simply enjoy management games, I highly recommend purchasing it. The base game is enough to have several hours of fun.
Steam User 11
I just realized how much time I've spent on this game, and I'm embarrassed. What's funny is that I was kind of disappointed with the game when I first started it. Maybe it's just me, but I feel the advertising to be a bit misleading, as this is not so much of a "build your own hospital" game as it is a level-based strategy game with specific goals to meet. The management aspect is all there, but personal creativity is limited as the focus is on function over form. It becomes very procedural once you get the hang of it, but there's enough variety in each of the levels to keep things interesting and challenging. Overall a fun, not too serious, and charming game.
Steam User 9
One of my first PC gaming experiences was with Theme Hospital, and this is a great successor! From the business management side to the layout of your hospital! It's great fun! Highly recommend checking this guy out.
Steam User 9
Faithful to the ol' Theme Hospital, which I can still hear now if I close my eyes and remember simpler times.
Two Point Hospital manages to retain that vibe, through its art style and progression, whilst also somehow making it feel quite fresh and modern.
Hours lost to this, with plenty more to go!
Steam User 8
You may need to stick with this one; it could grow on you. At first, it seemed repetitive. Build a reception desk, build a GP Office, build a General Diagnosis, build a Pharmacy, etc. etc., over and over again.
But here are a few tips to deal with that: 1) Use room templates; 2) Copy rooms when multiples are needed in the current hospital; 3) Treat all hospitals as ongoing projects; it is necessary only to finish the first level of each to advance to the next so further advances may be attained to unlock items that will enhance gameplay; and 4) Don't look to complete the campaign in one sitting; play a few hospitals, then put the game aside for a while and come back to it later.
And a final tip: Do not delete any career saves! One ultimate goal is to have the entire map open to you so that you can come back and work on or even restart certain hospitals without having to do them all again.
I was looking to put this game aside at first but somewhere along the line, I began to like it. Yes, some aspects are repetitious, but you really are not building the same hospital each time. Every one has unique challenges and ways to deal with them. Plus, all the hospitals together are a career project and each hospital is a building block in that career.
Now, Two Point Hospital is a favorite of mine. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.