Two Point Hospital
Design and build your own hospital! Build up a hospital from nothing to a masterpiece as you design the most beautiful – or functional – healthcare operation in the whole of Two Point County. Optimise your hospital design to increase patient (and cash) flow, arranging corridors, rooms and waiting areas to your exact specifications. Expand your hospital to multiple buildings as you look to get as many patients through the door as possible. Place decorative and functional items around your hospital to improve its prestige, lower patient boredom, increase happiness and keep those end of year awards flowing in. Cure unusual illnesses Don’t expect Two Point County to be populated with your usual types of patients. In this world, you’ll experience all kinds of unusual illnesses; from Light-headedness to Cubism – each requiring their very own special type of treatment machine.
Game Discussion
Steam User 41
It took me 254 played hours to get all achievements and goals completed in this game, and as soon as I finished that last achievement, I wanted to start a fresh new save and do it all over again. This is the only game on Steam I have completed with all achievements, and the only review I have ever written, I absolutely cannot recommend it highly enough. The music is great, the narrators are perfect, the gameplay is chaotic and fun, and it's so satisfying to wrangle your mess of a fledgling hospital into a well-oiled machine. My only complaint is that they've stopped updating this game and there will be no more DLC for me to play.
Steam User 44
You haven't experienced true anxiety until you've seen a patient with Mechanical Metropolism stop and dance the robot on 4% health on the way to the treatment room.
Steam User 15
It's a modern Theme Hospital. Picked up where Bullfrog left off, added a bunch more, and it's very slightly moddable too!
Steam User 16
I started playing this game as I was going through panic attacks and panic disorder. This game literally saved me on so many occasions. 100000000/10 for anyone who needs to suck their focus from the world for a while.
Steam User 11
This game reminds me so much of the game ''Theme Hospital'' and it makes me really happy because that game was my childhood and i love everything about it. I think this game might potentially even be better than Theme Hospital, because there is so many new features and things that genuinely improve the quality of life in this game. I definitely recommend it
Steam User 43
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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Steam User 13
A cute management game for hospitals. Even though I did not play the original one at my childhood, I was interested in this game’s clever style for showing patients. First hours were great and pretty enjoyable. However, game gets a bit repetitive after a while. If there weren’t any DLC, it would not be a problem but with these DLCs game gets much more expensive for no decent reason. Sadly, DLCs do not offer much, pretty much same thing with new skins. Plus, radio station is pretty limited and you will be bored to hear the same things over and over. Still, it is not a bad experience, especially if you do not purchase the DLCs (to be able to get 100% you have to purchase the DLCs).