Slurpy Derpy

Great Game been playing for years over on Kong.
Seems like new features have been added and hopefully more to come?
Yes there are micro transactions for this game, but by no means do you need to buy anything. It gets quite intense in late game but even then you can play for free.
Nice relaxing game with fun music.
OG

Absolutely love this game, and extremely pleased that it finally made it way to steam. I tried the game out YEARS ago in the flash version, most likely when it was in the very early stages, and to be honest, it wasn't my cup of tea at the time, which I think was because of some kind of 'unhappiness' mechanic that my (at the time undiagnosed) ADD brain just couldn't seem to comprehend(which is doesn't necessarily mean that it was not good; interests and opinions change: especially over 7+ years). This version appears to have completely removed that gameplay feature, so I am really enjoying it. Some people say that the mtx is bad, but it honestly is not in the least, and if you are of the opinion that 'well progress slows down after so and so', I hate to break it to you, but I think you need to look for a game outside of the 'idle' genre. As for the mtx, it is in a menu that is TINY in the left bottom corner of the game, with NONE of that "buy this new 'deal'" business popping up every 5 minutes, like is present in many titles in this genre. I would say that progress is moderately focused on the 'premium' currency: 'Slurpies', but BY NO MEANS is it necessarily to purchase this currency, as there are MULTIPLE WAYS of earning this currency throughout the course of playing this game.
Now, moving on from the 'rant' part of this review, and on to a light description:
The graphics present in this game are something very detailed and impressive, especially when you consider just how many titles in this genre are extremely bland when it comes to this department. The 'post-apocalyptic' creatures that serve as the 'crutch' of this game in particular; very detailed and creative creations with a wide array of different designs.
The 'game play loop' is simple. but different in it's own way, which is refreshing in a genre filled with quite literal 'copy-paste' mechanics ; it's an idle game: we aren't looking for a game with a 500 page guidebook to follow.
That's it for my 'review'; I am no, nor dor I ever plan to be a 'review-writing savant'. Just want to give my love to the developer who has managed to craft such a wonderful creation!

Okayish idle game, gets boring fast.
Has nice graphics, progress kinda gated behind paywall, can be mediated if you DONT spend your early game premium currency til you get 2 artifacts, then use it to activate them. This enables raids, meaning farming premium currency in a 4-12 h countdown. if you spend your early game premium, ya done goofed and gg.

We need Steam Achievements!
I kinda remember playing this years ago and not liking it. It has changed. For the better. I love it now!
Thank you for putting this up on Steam...
A great time killer. It's not the usual idle game, running different mechanics at the same time. Definitely keep you on your toes whilst relaxing at the same time.

This game is a great way to combine two play styles of idle/active. You control these strange creatures called derps, you breed them to make better and more derps so that you can produce cookies to upgrade things, build an army and to do research to earn points to upgrades skills, theres two skill trees, one that focuses on idle another on active play, but you can upgrade both, at the time of writing this my steam playtime is quite low, but i played on Kongregate for a long time and am so happy its come to steam
And while there ARE real money transactions, you will NOT be forced into spending money in order to get all the good stuff, you can easily get it for free, how long that takes will simply depend on your playstyle and your patience level

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