Slime Rancher

I played through the entire game with my daughter at my elbow, issuing me commands and squealing any time a cat slime booped me. Seventy-one hours of father-daughter time I wouldn't trade for anything.

cheaper than therapy

explore -> get slimes -> get money -> get upgrades -> explore -> get slimes -> get money -> get upgrades -> explore -> get slimes -> get money -> get upgrades -> explore -> get slimes -> get money -> get upgrades -> explore -> get slimes -> get money -> get upgrades -> explore -> get slimes -> get money -> get upgrades -> explore -> get slimes -> get money -> get upgrades -> explore -> get slimes -> get money -> get upgrades -> explore -> get slimes -> get money -> get upgrades -> explore -> get slimes -> get money -> get upgrades ->
11/10 would slime ranch again.

what happened to my chickens..
⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢶⣦⣶⣶⣤⣤⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⢤⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⢸⣷⡄⠀⣁⣀⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠏⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⠇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⢯⡿⡟
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀
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i love forcing slimes into prisons for eternity, then forcing them to eat so i can steal their poop, then force feed their poop to other slimes to combine them, then force those combined slimes to eat sso i can steal their poop once again and sell it for a profit. Sometimes i even force the vegan slimes to eat a chicken or two.
Edit: Thanks for the awards <3

People will say this game is relaxing, but seeing slime poop prices go down by 50 in one night is not relaxing.
Still cute tho

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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Please buy Slime Rancher if you enjoy games that could last a lifetime o-o