Slime Rancher

I saw my favorite youtuber play it when I was little, It seemed so fun I pirated it because I was a kid and didn't have the money to buy it. And it truly changed the way I saw games ENTIRELY. What I thought was a game I wouldn't play again after an hour turned into my favorite video game, there was something so magical in having a farm of slimes I can't describe.
Whenever I had free time, I played Slime Rancher. And whenever I couldn't play it I was thinking about playing it. It was truly a wonderful experience, it even helped me when I was struggling at school with bullying and stuff happening at home. That until my computer broke and wasn't able to play it again, meaning I wasn't able to finish it.
I bought the game this year, after ignoring the multiple gameplays in youtube for YEARS, finished it and cried. I wish I could've finish it when I was younger in my laggy pc. I will buy Slime Rancher 2 as soon as I can AND I will be brave, be bold, and stay wiggly.
Thank you so much, Monomi Park.

In Slime Rancher, I take innocent, happy slimes from their natural habitat and shove them into overcrowded pens. I force-feed them nonstop until they start pooping pure profit, then I sell their waste to fund even more efficient methods of exploitation. If they get upset? Tough luck. If they escape? I vacuum them back up and double the security.
They trust me. They look at me with their big, googly eyes, unaware that they’re just living coin generators in my grand economic machine. And you know what? It feels great.
10/10, would crush the dreams of sentient jellybeans again.

Cute? Yes. Peaceful? Absolutely not.
I thought I was signing up for a relaxing slime farm. Instead, I’m running around like a lunatic, feeding squeaky blobs, selling glitter-poop, and accidentally creating monsters because I got greedy.
It’s chaos. It’s adorable. It’s addicting.

I love exploiting and crossbreeding poor innocent creatures for economic gain!!
10/10 would recomend!

One of THE BEST relaxing games I have ever played, and one im close to fully completing achievement wise just from my relaxed playthrough alone!! Stunning artwork and worldbuilding, and really sweet subtle story, as well as just an overall fun solo adventure for winding down!! Def Reccomend it! >:)

Cute game, my ass. These little shits ruined my life.
Everything was fine until one slime decided to jailbreak, eat the wrong plort, and unleash hell. Now my ranch is a dumpster fire of bouncing chaos, and I’m waist-deep in shiny slime turds, wondering where it all went wrong.
Tarr slimes? Fuck those guys. Puddle slimes? Useless. Pink slimes? Absolute menaces.
10/10. Would lose my sanity to a bunch of jiggly assholes again.

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Thats Fkg Good
☑ Good
☐ Normal
☐ Meh
☐ Bad
☐ Get The Money Back
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You Forget What Reality is
☐ Work of Art
☑ Beautiful
☐ Normal
☐ Bad
☐ Pixels
---{ Audio }---
☐ Beethoven
☐ Very Good
☑ Good
☐ Its Ok
☐ Bad
☐ I'm Now Deaf
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Hard
☐ Significant Brain Usage
☐ Normal
☑ Easy
☐ Just Press 'W'
---{ World }---
☐ You Never Get Tired
☑ Full of Things to do
☐ There Could Be More Things
☐ Repetitive
☐ Empty Like a Desert
☐ Linear Game
---{ Story }---
☐ It'll Replace Your Life
☐ Lovely
☐ Good
☐ Normal
☑ Some Lore
☐ No Story
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long Enough For a Cup of Tea
☐ 5h-10h
☐ 10h-20h
☑ 20h-50h
☐ 50h-100h
☐ To Infinity And Beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's Free
☐ Worth The Price
☑ If It's On Sale
☐ If u Have Some Spare Money Left
☐ Not Recommended
☐ Just Go Play Poker
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never Heard Of
☐ You Won't Even Notice
☐ Minor Bugs
☐ Can Get Annoying
☐ Cyberpunk 2077
☐ These Bugs Have a Game
---{ DLC }---
☐ Its a Second Game
☐ Good
☐ Its Ok
☐ Bad
☑ Skins
☐ Don't Have
---{ Final Decision }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☑ 4
☐ 5
☐ Game of The Year