Slime Rancher
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Slime Rancher is a charming, first-person, sandbox experience. Play as Beatrix LeBeau: a plucky, young rancher who sets out for a life a thousand light years away from Earth on the ‘Far, Far Range.’ Each day will present new challenges and risky opportunities as you attempt to amass a great fortune in the business of slime ranching. Collect colorful slimes, grow crops, harvest resources, and explore the untamed wilds through the mastery of your all-purpose vacpack.
Steam User 92
In Slime Rancher, I take innocent, happy slimes from their natural habitat and shove them into overcrowded pens. I force-feed them nonstop until they start pooping pure profit, then I sell their waste to fund even more efficient methods of exploitation. If they get upset? Tough luck. If they escape? I vacuum them back up and double the security.
They trust me. They look at me with their big, googly eyes, unaware that they’re just living coin generators in my grand economic machine. And you know what? It feels great.
10/10, would crush the dreams of sentient jellybeans again.
Steam User 61
One of THE BEST relaxing games I have ever played, and one im close to fully completing achievement wise just from my relaxed playthrough alone!! Stunning artwork and worldbuilding, and really sweet subtle story, as well as just an overall fun solo adventure for winding down!! Def Reccomend it! >:)
Steam User 51
Cute game, my ass. These little shits ruined my life.
Everything was fine until one slime decided to jailbreak, eat the wrong plort, and unleash hell. Now my ranch is a dumpster fire of bouncing chaos, and I’m waist-deep in shiny slime turds, wondering where it all went wrong.
Tarr slimes? Fuck those guys. Puddle slimes? Useless. Pink slimes? Absolute menaces.
10/10. Would lose my sanity to a bunch of jiggly assholes again.
Steam User 98
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Thats Fkg Good
☑ Good
☐ Normal
☐ Meh
☐ Bad
☐ Get The Money Back
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You Forget What Reality is
☐ Work of Art
☑ Beautiful
☐ Normal
☐ Bad
☐ Pixels
---{ Audio }---
☐ Beethoven
☐ Very Good
☑ Good
☐ Its Ok
☐ Bad
☐ I'm Now Deaf
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Hard
☐ Significant Brain Usage
☐ Normal
☑ Easy
☐ Just Press 'W'
---{ World }---
☐ You Never Get Tired
☑ Full of Things to do
☐ There Could Be More Things
☐ Repetitive
☐ Empty Like a Desert
☐ Linear Game
---{ Story }---
☐ It'll Replace Your Life
☐ Lovely
☐ Good
☐ Normal
☑ Some Lore
☐ No Story
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long Enough For a Cup of Tea
☐ 5h-10h
☐ 10h-20h
☑ 20h-50h
☐ 50h-100h
☐ To Infinity And Beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's Free
☐ Worth The Price
☑ If It's On Sale
☐ If u Have Some Spare Money Left
☐ Not Recommended
☐ Just Go Play Poker
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never Heard Of
☐ You Won't Even Notice
☐ Minor Bugs
☐ Can Get Annoying
☐ Cyberpunk 2077
☐ These Bugs Have a Game
---{ DLC }---
☐ Its a Second Game
☐ Good
☐ Its Ok
☐ Bad
☑ Skins
☐ Don't Have
---{ Final Decision }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☑ 4
☐ 5
☐ Game of The Year
Steam User 37
This game takes kidnapping, fracking, and forced labor... and turns them into the most wholesome thing you'll ever experience, somehow.
10/10, no questions asked.
Steam User 40
Absolutely great game but.. I have learned the HARD way..
Do not put 300 pink slimes into one corral.
They will get hungry
They will break out
They will steal all your crops.
Steam User 35
10/10 game, my friends think it's cruel to place 100 slimes in one pen but I call it efficient farming.