Slime Rancher

In Slime Rancher, I take innocent, happy slimes from their natural habitat and shove them into overcrowded pens. I force-feed them nonstop until they start pooping pure profit, then I sell their waste to fund even more efficient methods of exploitation. If they get upset? Tough luck. If they escape? I vacuum them back up and double the security.
They trust me. They look at me with their big, googly eyes, unaware that they’re just living coin generators in my grand economic machine. And you know what? It feels great.
10/10, would crush the dreams of sentient jellybeans again.

One of THE BEST relaxing games I have ever played, and one im close to fully completing achievement wise just from my relaxed playthrough alone!! Stunning artwork and worldbuilding, and really sweet subtle story, as well as just an overall fun solo adventure for winding down!! Def Reccomend it! >:)

Cute game, my ass. These little shits ruined my life.
Everything was fine until one slime decided to jailbreak, eat the wrong plort, and unleash hell. Now my ranch is a dumpster fire of bouncing chaos, and I’m waist-deep in shiny slime turds, wondering where it all went wrong.
Tarr slimes? Fuck those guys. Puddle slimes? Useless. Pink slimes? Absolute menaces.
10/10. Would lose my sanity to a bunch of jiggly assholes again.

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Thats Fkg Good
☑ Good
☐ Normal
☐ Meh
☐ Bad
☐ Get The Money Back
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You Forget What Reality is
☐ Work of Art
☑ Beautiful
☐ Normal
☐ Bad
☐ Pixels
---{ Audio }---
☐ Beethoven
☐ Very Good
☑ Good
☐ Its Ok
☐ Bad
☐ I'm Now Deaf
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Hard
☐ Significant Brain Usage
☐ Normal
☑ Easy
☐ Just Press 'W'
---{ World }---
☐ You Never Get Tired
☑ Full of Things to do
☐ There Could Be More Things
☐ Repetitive
☐ Empty Like a Desert
☐ Linear Game
---{ Story }---
☐ It'll Replace Your Life
☐ Lovely
☐ Good
☐ Normal
☑ Some Lore
☐ No Story
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long Enough For a Cup of Tea
☐ 5h-10h
☐ 10h-20h
☑ 20h-50h
☐ 50h-100h
☐ To Infinity And Beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's Free
☐ Worth The Price
☑ If It's On Sale
☐ If u Have Some Spare Money Left
☐ Not Recommended
☐ Just Go Play Poker
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never Heard Of
☐ You Won't Even Notice
☐ Minor Bugs
☐ Can Get Annoying
☐ Cyberpunk 2077
☐ These Bugs Have a Game
---{ DLC }---
☐ Its a Second Game
☐ Good
☐ Its Ok
☐ Bad
☑ Skins
☐ Don't Have
---{ Final Decision }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☑ 4
☐ 5
☐ Game of The Year

This game takes kidnapping, fracking, and forced labor... and turns them into the most wholesome thing you'll ever experience, somehow.
10/10, no questions asked.

Slime Rancher is a joyful blend of exploration, farming, and creature collecting, all wrapped in a vibrant, pastel-coated world that somehow manages to be both relaxing and wildly engaging. Whether you're launching plump slimes into corrals or chasing after rare plorts, the game is as charming as it is surprisingly deep.
The Good:
Pure Vibes: The game radiates positivity. From the bouncy soundtrack to the cute squeaks of your slime buddies, it's hard not to smile while playing.
Unique Gameplay Loop: Collect slimes, farm their “plorts,” sell them for profit, and expand your ranch—it’s a rewarding cycle that feels both casual and strategic.
Exploration Is Fun: The Far, Far Range is full of secrets, upgrades, and new slime species to discover. Progression feels organic and satisfying.
Tons of Variety: Between different slime types, hybrid “Largos,” environmental hazards, and gadgets, there’s more depth than you’d expect from such a cute game.
The Not-So-Good:
Inventory Management: Early-game limitations can be frustrating. You’ll often wish for just one more storage slot or vacuum tank.
Lack of Stakes: There’s little real danger or challenge, so players looking for combat or risk might find it too laid-back.
Repetitive Late Game: Once your ranch is optimized and your slimes are happy, things can get a bit grindy unless you're chasing achievements or 100% completion.
Slime Rancher is cozy, colorful, and irresistibly cute. It’s the kind of game that sneaks up on you—what starts as “just 20 minutes” turns into hours of corralling, exploring, and obsessing over the perfect ranch layout. It may not have high-stakes action or deep narrative, but what it offers is a unique blend of relaxation and creativity that few games capture this well.
If you need a break from intense gameplay and just want to hug some jiggly blobs, Slime Rancher is the perfect retreat.
Rating: 9/10

🎮Audience🎮
❌ Kids
❌ Teens
❌ Adults
❌ Hardcore Gamers
✅ Everyone
🌆 Graphics 🌆
❌ You forget what reality is
❌ Masterpiece
❌ Beautiful
❌ Good
❌ Decent
❌ Bad
❌ Don‘t look too long at it
❌ MS-DOS
✅ Pixel / a different style
📖 Story 📖
✅ No story
❌ Some lore
❌ Average
❌ Good
❌ Lovely
❌ Masterpiece
❌ It'll replace your life
💻 PC Requirements 💻
❌ Check if you can run paint
✅ Potato
❌ Decent
❌ Fast
❌ Rich boi
❌ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
⌛️ Game Length ⌛️
❌ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
❌ Short (4 - 8 hours)
✅ Few hours (9 - 20 hours)
❌ Long (21-60 hours)
❌ Very long (61-100 hours)
✅ To infinity and beyond
⚙️ Difficulty ⚙️
❌ Just press 'W'
✅ Easy
❌ Medium
❌ Easy to learn / Hard to master
❌ Significant brain usage
❌ Difficult
❌ Dark Souls
🎧 Audio - Music 🎧
❌ I'm now deaf
❌ Audio: %1
❌ Bad
❌ Not too bad
✅ Good
❌ Very good
❌ Eargasm
🎮 Replayability 🎮
❌ One Shot
❌ It must have been a long time
❌ It must have been some time
✅ Definitely playable
❌ Multiplayer
🔮 Game Modes 🔮
❌ Multiplayer
✅ Singleplayer
❌ Co-op
😡 Bugs 😡
✅ Never heard of
❌ Minor bugs
❌ Can get annoying
❌ ARK: Survival Evolved
❌ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
🎮 Is it worth playing? 🎮
✅ Yes
❌ So-So!
❌ No
🔟 Rating 🔟
8/10