Sex Standing

So that's why everyone thinks Hideo Kojima is a genius.

It was difficult, but I was able to pass with one hand.

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Kojima is a genius

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to take a look at himself in the mirror and wonder how exactly he reached such a place.
You have to truly ponder what decisions you have made along the way that brought you to the place of your final reckoning.
It is still unclear, even to me, why I purchased Sex Standing.
There isn't anything wrong with it, with those nudity scenes throughout it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize just how flawed you and the rest of humanity is.
What drove me to purchase such a game? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it?
When I look into the boundless depths of my own loneliness I see a pool of reflection. My face isn't there, there is no face. There are only tears in that pool, tears of shame and loss and confusion.
If it were up to me again I know I would purchase it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip through the countless window prompts so I can have a single morsel of pornographic images which are readily available online.
Yet, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I still chose to purchase this game and devote hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and just like the time I fear I may never find it again.
There is something broken within me, something that desires sensation beyond my reach, something that whimpers every single night with the knowledge that there is no true Princess, it is a merely an illusion.
In my pursuit to find meaning in this long life, I sought the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop up window on my computer.
I am unsure what the moral of this review is, I am unsure about my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the vast rot that has overtaken me.

I finally see naked woman :D

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Recommend
✔Yes, at list price, on sale, or part of a bundle
Acts
Oral✔, Vaginal✔, Solo Female✔
Censorship?
No
Hours of Gameplay
Two to three hours
Difficulty
Normal
Graphics
Good
Animation
Animated
Audio
Music
Art Style
3D Model
Bugs
A few here and there
Replayability
Only to get the Achievements
Multiple Monitors
Stays up, with audio, when not in game. Cursor locked to window, or not locked, depending on what you're doing in the game.
Overall Rating
Good
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Synopsis
Sex Standing is a third person shooter.
Story
You play as a Servant EXTRA, or a everyone refers to them, a SEX-bot. However for the most part you're here to do the work the "men" are too afraid to do, mostly because you're expendable.
Gameplay
Most of the game is figuring out how to get to the quest ! Icons. There are a few brief tutorial quests where you learn about your melee attack and how to use your pistol. Both items you will never use as soon as you get enough money to get a real weapon. Fortunately that doesn't take too long. You are able to obtain all of the weapons and upgrades fairly quickly and will have more money than things to spend it on as ammo refills are free.
The game is set in a dystopian desert world. The "men" have holed up in a town waiting for you to do their dirty work. You do a quest, finish it, have sex with the quest giver and then move on to the next quest, rinse and repeat.
There are chairs that you will see, these are the "secret" positions. So, if you see a chair try to get to it, most of them aren't that difficult. There are only four of them.
I spent most of my time using the sniper rifle and rifle. The sniper rifle is a name only, don't expect to be making any safe long distance shots. You don't really have a chance to hit them until they can hit you. On the plus side it is high powered and most enemies will go down with one or two rounds.
There were a few times where my character got stuck in the scenery and I had to restart the mission. There is no saved game feature, the game saves at the completion or start of a new quest.
The scenes are meh, clipping an all of the normal issues you would see. You can rotate around the scene and zoom in.
The Gallery
The Gallery is accessed from the main title screen and you can see all of the scenes you have experienced in the game. There are four "secret" solo scenes that are unlocked by using the chairs you will see in the environment.
Final Verdict
An okay third person shooter. The scenes are nothing to write home about. An inexpensive way to spend a couple of hours.
System Specs
Intel i7-8086K Coffee Lake 6-Core 4.00GHz CPU
Crucial Ballistix Sport AT 2666 MHz DDR4 RAM (16GB x 2)
ASUS GeForce RTX 2080 Overclocked 8G GDDR6
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