RUSSI.A SIMULATOR

i HAVE NO CLUE WHATS GOING ON BUT I LOVE IT

I don't speak Russian but you can figure out at least part of the game without and it's still hilarious. Would be even funnier if I could read the dialogue I bet and I could make some informed choices and stay alive longer... Played once and I figured out how to worship Putin (not that I ever would in real life...) get drunk, throw up in the toilet, ride the bear, pick up beer and take it to some hoodlums, get arrested, survive the interrogation and go to prison. Will definitely play it again and see if I can figure out more. Might need to write down the options I choose and what happens. Maybe I'll give the Google translator camera option on my phone a try and see if it'll translate things well. I do wish they would translate this to English. Would definitely recommend when on sale if you enjoy shows like Borat and Monty Python as this will be right up your alley.

OK....NO ENGLISH AVAILABLE....WHAT THE f.. DO I DO IN THE FIRST PART?

This game truly is a work of art. Beautiful graphics that go over, and sometimes even beyond, human cognition. The fever dream this game gave me was so intense, i nearly fell out of my Lada. Worshiping Putin felt like a real experience, so did drinking with my fellow gopnik maladiec. I tried Shakespear, Dostoyevsky, Hemingway, none could provide such experience. This game is a work of art, that i can stand behind.

cant speak russian but game is a 10/10 in my books been in my steam library for months proudly say i own it

Drinking Vodka Simulator 10/10 Would Russian Again.

really good game but it laggs a lot on my mid end pc but it is really goood