RUSSI.A SIMULATOR

I don't speak Russian but you can figure out at least part of the game without and it's still hilarious. Would be even funnier if I could read the dialogue I bet and I could make some informed choices and stay alive longer... Played once and I figured out how to worship Putin (not that I ever would in real life...) get drunk, throw up in the toilet, ride the bear, pick up beer and take it to some hoodlums, get arrested, survive the interrogation and go to prison. Will definitely play it again and see if I can figure out more. Might need to write down the options I choose and what happens. Maybe I'll give the Google translator camera option on my phone a try and see if it'll translate things well. I do wish they would translate this to English. Would definitely recommend when on sale if you enjoy shows like Borat and Monty Python as this will be right up your alley.

This game truly is a work of art. Beautiful graphics that go over, and sometimes even beyond, human cognition. The fever dream this game gave me was so intense, i nearly fell out of my Lada. Worshiping Putin felt like a real experience, so did drinking with my fellow gopnik maladiec. I tried Shakespear, Dostoyevsky, Hemingway, none could provide such experience. This game is a work of art, that i can stand behind.

this is all fun but russian life simulator still top 1 game about russia even if it is a clicker
technical part game lags as shit
overall
it would be fun most likely only to russians themselves or people who not know a damn about it except the obvious
as it's not shows real life conditions in russia as previous game does

This game was beyond my perception. I felt like I'm living a dream, drinking with Mr. Putin and enjoying a intercourse with an astonishing Russian women. It is was a heavy heath that I have to accept the fact that this game is finite and I cannot play it for an eternity. The details and the technical skill applied to this game is groundbreaking, make you feel like a Russian and in some way after playing it... you are Russian. After only a few minutes you can feel a need for a shot of vodka. It makes you think about what is really important in this life, the capitalist pigs are occupaing our sosaiti and ya ha4u skazati shto mi narod pobiditeley eto v nashem dnk mi smojem proiti cherez vseo i kak govoril vladimir vlodimirovichi, nas ne slamati! Esli draka neizbejna - biti nado pervim! Za tsarya, konstitutsiu i boga!

I've buyed this game for joke, but, after I've played it (it took me 40 minutes for a complete run with the second ending), I've to make a few considerations. First of all, my russian isn't too good, but the context and the basic words that you need to know for getting the correct answers in the first stage aren't that difficult to comprend, but, after the Lenin point, the game took a harder plot in the trama that is a bit tricky to translate. For my knowledge of the language that isn't that much of can seem, I've somehow figured out how to achieve the ending of the game, and in the final stage I've reached the second ending.
The trama is similar to western satirical games, it took many aspects of russian culture like gopnik, political issues and general ignorance and lack of the russians in about every western etiquette and common sense (in this case I think more europe and canadian culture instead "us western").
For example, there is a huge part that put you in a russian popular homes, where there are you, your family, your grandmother and a bear that talk and drink vodka, and then you have to found things for fullfil the quarter gopniks requests for start a techno party, from that point it goes in a more political critic about the fact that the russia and russians aren't the cause of the problem (in every point of the game is well cleared that the entire russian system was done mistake after mistake, starting from Lenin statues around arriving at Putin that is the odiern problem from russians point of view).
Is a really enjoyable game, but it need at least a minium of experience with russian or great ability to adact and exit from the confort of western alphabet and languages.

This is quite possibly the greatest game I've ever had the pleasure of playing, the world building and level design is second to none, the character development and interactions are more realistic and investing than all the Fallouts and Witchers combined. the skill and care taken by the developers at Slave Squat and CyberPutin is unparralleled in the modern games industry. I've been playing Skyrim for almost 9 years, I won't be surprised if I'm still playing THIS game well into my 40s. and all for the price of 62 British Pennies. the game stands so well on its own merit I didn't even realise I didn't speak Russian. everything made perfect sense without the need for petty human words. this is inspiring and although this alone is the ultimate form of media, shrinking The Beatles, Albert Hitchcock, Leonardo Da Vinci, and anything in between, I cannot wait to see what is next. thank you, and god bless.

im not slav i couldn't get past the part where i was holding a case of beer and a watermelon at once but 19 minutes of pure fun this game was 11/10 would recommend