Prison Architect
Build and Manage A Maximum Security Prison.
Build and manage a Maximum Security Prison. As the sun casts it’s early morning rays on a beautiful patch of countryside the clock starts ticking. You’ve got to crack on and build a holding cell to detain the job lot of maximum security prisoners that are trundling to your future prison on their yellow bus. As your workmen lay the last brick you don’t have a moment to let them rest as they need to get started on the first proper cell block so you can make room for the next prisoner intake. Once they’ve all got a place to lay their weary heads the fun can really start.
You’ll need a canteen, infirmary and a guard room, oh, and don’t forget to plumb in a toilet, or things will get messy, but what about a workout area? Or solitary confinement cells? Or an execution chamber?
Steam User 170
My prisons suck but the government keeps giving me free money
Steam User 201
32 prisoners have serious complaints.
*distant shotgun blast*
31 prisoners have serious complaints.
Steam User 78
The game where my lawyer recommends legal pursuit in "lowering the legal minimum cell requirements to cut cost" and adding death row prisoners for "quick and easy money". 10/10 on realism.
Steam User 67
>take 1 hour to make a prison
>completely botched when prisoners easily escape
>remake another one an 1 hour later
>completely botched again
love this game
Steam User 39
Make a huge maximum security prison with a prison population of 150 and no escape, except for one hole I left in the wall that was guarded with 10 fully armed swat guards with orders to Fire At Will, see who is brave yet foolish enough to attempt to escape and gamble with lives, turns out all 150 of them were brave yet foolish
Steam User 59
It is very annoying they made it so you have to pay for every single DLC. Completely ruined my PS experience of the game so I switched to on here to get it for cheaper and the DLC. Smartest move I ever made. Snake move on their part to do that anyways here is legit review.
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good (For its styled game.)
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{PC-Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master (Building requires smarts depending how big you will go.)
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore (Small story serves as tutorial which is pretty neat and smart feature.)
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond (Really is player dependent. You can play for hours or just 10 minutes.)
---{Price}---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs (Nothing Game Breaking to note.)
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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Steam User 56
Play 2018 version (In the game properties) Its good
Why is there a launcher when the game was fine without it Paradox?