Postal III
Good or Insane? The choice is yours. Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude’s week in Paradise, we follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its appropriately named sister city, Catharsis. Unfortunately, due to the Global Economic Meltdown, psychotic left-wing “Green” extremism and hypocritical Government corruption, it turns out Catharsis isn’t a much better place to live. What path will you choose when faced with the antics of a hypocritical scheming Mayor? A berserk cartoon mascot with Al Qaeda ties? A former Vice-President’s cadre of Eco-Zealots? How about Gay Segway “biker” gangs, and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear ambitions? Will you give in to your base instincts and fight fire with gasoline? Or will you rise above it to become something more, to serve and protect your fellow citizens from the rampant insanity of our modern society?
Game Discussion
Steam User 13
I secretly hate this game but I had to play it... well.. because it's part of the Postal series. Some funny moments and a handful of fun missions but mostly a buggy mess that feels clunky. Just play it, hate it, and appreciate that it even exist...
Steam User 15
what can i say. it's postal 3.
but there is a lot of charm put into it. most of the jokes (like dude's dialogue) don't land as often, but there is still a small package of love put into this. if you can deal with the gameplay, and the cutscenes, and whatever else is bad about this game, it's worthwhile just for the funnies.
also dude is so hot in this game
Steam User 14
I regret nothing.
Steam User 17
best fucking game ever omfg i came so hard when the dude started talking omfg
Steam User 15
this game is an absolute disgrace to the source engine but with the right mod(s) it's a okay experience
Steam User 14
All i'm saying is Postal 4 has soft-locked me twice now making me restart the entire playthrough, but I was able to finish postal 3 with it only crashing two times. Just throwing that one out there.
Steam User 18
"Gaming Peak. Nothing Will Ever Top This."
Wow. Just… wow.
Postal III is a masterpiece of modern game design. Who needs functional controls or coherent storylines when you can crash to desktop because you sneezed near an NPC? Genius. The devs clearly asked, "What if we made a sequel that no one asked for, took everything people liked about Postal 2, and just... didn’t do any of it?"
The AI? Revolutionary. I’ve never seen cops run face-first into walls for five minutes straight. Truly ahead of its time.
Voice acting? Oscar-worthy. Everyone sounds like they recorded their lines at gunpoint through a potato.
Gameplay? Oh, the gameplay! Nothing beats the thrill of trying to walk in a straight line while the camera does its best impression of a drunk uncle at a wedding. Also, the moral choice system? Beautiful. Be good or evil? Joke’s on you, both paths suck equally. Equality at last.
In conclusion: Postal III cured my insomnia, ended my relationships, and made me reflect deeply on every life choice that led me here.
11/10. Play it if you hate yourself.