Postal III
Good or Insane? The choice is yours. Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude’s week in Paradise, we follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its appropriately named sister city, Catharsis. Unfortunately, due to the Global Economic Meltdown, psychotic left-wing “Green” extremism and hypocritical Government corruption, it turns out Catharsis isn’t a much better place to live. What path will you choose when faced with the antics of a hypocritical scheming Mayor? A berserk cartoon mascot with Al Qaeda ties? A former Vice-President’s cadre of Eco-Zealots? How about Gay Segway “biker” gangs, and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear ambitions? Will you give in to your base instincts and fight fire with gasoline? Or will you rise above it to become something more, to serve and protect your fellow citizens from the rampant insanity of our modern society?
Game Discussion
Steam User 32
This game was so awful that the tumor inside my head started aching like hell, and I didn't even know I had a tumor in the first place! Thankfully, I went to the doctor and had it removed before it could cause any further damage.
If it wasn't for Postal 3, then I probably wouldn't have found the tumor in my head before it was too late! And I would likely be rotting in a damp grave, but actually, that would probably be better than playing this game.
Steam User 19
I secretly hate this game but I had to play it... well.. because it's part of the Postal series. Some funny moments and a handful of fun missions but mostly a buggy mess that feels clunky. Just play it, hate it, and appreciate that it even exist...
Steam User 15
this game is an absolute disgrace to the source engine but with the right mod(s) it's a okay experience
Steam User 15
what can i say. it's postal 3.
but there is a lot of charm put into it. most of the jokes (like dude's dialogue) don't land as often, but there is still a small package of love put into this. if you can deal with the gameplay, and the cutscenes, and whatever else is bad about this game, it's worthwhile just for the funnies.
also dude is so hot in this game
Steam User 17
Some may say this game is terrible. I disagree. As someone that has never played a Video Game before it filled me with immeasurable amounts of joy for ten minutes before I realized slamming my penis in the door can be considered a video game as well. Therefore, I will be releasing Penis Smasher: New Beginnings in 3D, please look for it in stores on November 13th, where you can get the GummiBearr album as well with lots of music, videos, and extras.
Steam User 14
I regret nothing.
Steam User 14
All i'm saying is Postal 4 has soft-locked me twice now making me restart the entire playthrough, but I was able to finish postal 3 with it only crashing two times. Just throwing that one out there.