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POSTAL 4: No Regerts
The POSTAL Dude is back!
Several years have passed since the events that devastated the once proud town remembered as Paradise. The only two to walk away from the cataclysm unscathed, the hapless everyman known as the POSTAL Dude and his loyal companion Champ, drive aimlessly through the scorching deserts of Arizona looking for a new place to call home. After a fortuitous gas station rest stop ends with their car, trailer home, and the rest of their worldly possessions stolen, all the Dude’s seemingly got left to his name is his canine cohort and his bathrobe, and neither of them smells all that great. However, on the horizon, the duo glimpses an unfamiliar and dazzling town that beckons to them. What untold prospects lie within? Fame? Fortune? Maybe a bidet or two? Edensin awaits.
POSTAL 4: No Regerts is a satirical and outrageous comedic open world first person shooter and the long-awaited true sequel to what’s been fondly dubbed as "The Worst Game Ever™", POSTAL 2! (No third game is known to exist.)
Steam User 407
If you buy it now you're absolutely buying it to support the devs, but that doesn't mean you can't have a hell of a lot of fun in its current state. My ONE complaint thus far is that pee doesn't run down the walls yet. I will update my review when this crucial feature is added.
Steam User 427
This can't be good for me but I feel great.
Steam User 401
motion blur is off by default, literally game of the millennium
Steam User 546
This can't be good for me but I feel great.
Steam User 571
BEFORE READING ANY OTHER REVIEW
THIS IS MORE THAN EARLY ACCESS! THIS IS A PROTOTYPE!
You're basically paying right now to support RWS devs so they can make the dream come true.
Give it a lot of time and with enough of it, this could become as good as Postal 2.
else...
It is what it is. VERY VERY Early access and a janky alpha build™.
-Uncompleted building and map.
-Scripting all over the place with scenes that loops on themselves.
-Janky doors and weird physics.
-Hole into the void.
TLDR: A lot needs to be done until this becomes playable but the basic mechanics are somewhat there for what is already there feels good. This has a lot of potential. Give it times.
And also please, bring back Hunter's voice! :^)
Or at least make john redo some of his lines...
Steam User 390
Remember Postal 2? I stayed home from elementary school to play that.
Fast forward many years. I'm a healthy young man with a stable job and a below average sex life. One cold October night, I woke up. I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes and looked at the clock. It was 4 AM. I didn't have work till the afternoon, so i had time to kill.
I crawled to my computer chair and slouched my tired broken body into it. I clicked next on the steam update news. next. next. next. and then, something catches my eye. I had to hit previous a few times just to get a better look.
It was a Postal dude. Sitting on a toilet and brandishing a toothbrush. It was like seeing an old friend. I don't think an image has ever persuaded me to buy a video game so fast in my life.
Now, onto the actual game. Postal 4 is super early access. A lot of the planned mechanics and features either don't exist yet, or have existing developers making those mechanics and features exist in the first place. But its more or less that same sort of gameplay from Postal 2.
Speaking of Postal 2, you should go play that, if you're unfamiliar.
Postal 3? We don't talk about postal 3. Get out.
Steam User 383
Buying it before it gets banned in my country. Fuck the government.