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Embark on an epic journey to become toast! Take on all hazards to deliciousness as you embark on your adventure throughout the home of Bob. the unsuspecting owner: from the kitchen, through the house, to the lounge, and then venture outside into the garden and beyond. In addition to the deepest story ever seen in a videogame, about a slice of bread, there are a wealth of baked options to sink your teeth into. Additional game modes and other types of bread will cater for all tastes! Set speed records racing across the levels as a bagel realize your destiny as crispbread in cheese hunt mode relieve your stress as the baguette and smash everything in sight in rampage mode. Oh, and did we mention bread goes into space too?
Steam User 26
Gluten Souls
Steam User 21
i dont even remember buying this
Steam User 20
Bread *Thumbs Up*
Steam User 10
Bread
Steam User 8
Insane abomination of a game with extremly frustrating controls and ridiculous concept. I love it. Would tost again.
Steam User 8
I don't know who I am anymore.
No matter how much I try, I always fail.
The edibility goes down regardless of my actions.
What's the point in anything if I can't even fulfil my only purpose.
I can't become toast, it's impossible.
Unreachable.
There is no point in trying.
There is no God.
I am no longer a man.
I am Bread.
Steam User 8
I Am Bread: A Hilarious Slice of Chaos
This game is all about being a slice of bread on a wild quest for toasty glory. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, frustration, and maybe a newfound appreciation for your morning toast.
So, picture this: You are a slice of bread, and your one true goal in life is to become a perfectly toasted piece of golden deliciousness. But, hold your butter, it's not as easy as it sounds.
Nope, you'll be navigating kitchens, living rooms, and god-knows-where else in your quest to get toasted. And by "navigating," I mean flinging yourself around like a bread ninja.
First things first, let's talk controls. They're intentionally wonky, like trying to steer a piece of bread with a mind of its own. Each corner of the bread corresponds to a different control, and believe me, you'll be laughing and groaning as you flip, flop, and flop some more. It's like trying to control a possessed piece of carb-loaded chaos. But hey, that's the fun of it β the struggle is real, and it's hilarious.
The game's environments are anything but boring. You'll find yourself flopping around the kitchen, launching off toasters, teetering on edges, and causing chaos that only a rebellious slice of bread can manage. Each level presents a unique challenge, and you'll often wonder how bread ended up in some of these places in the first place.
Now, let's talk about gameplay mechanics. You've got a "edibility" meter that's your lifeline, and let me tell you, it's as fragile as a croissant dipped in tea. Every little speck of dirt, jam, or other unmentionable substances will chip away at your edibility. It's simultaneously hilarious and anxiety-inducing, and if that wasnt enough you get graded at the end of each run.
And let's not forget about the rage-inducing physics that'll make you question the very laws of bread nature. Just when you think you've got a grip on things, you'll find yourself glued to walls, flipping uncontrollably, and sometimes just lying there, defeated and wondering where it all went wrong.
But amidst the chaos, "I Am Bread" has a surprising charm. You'll laugh at the absurdity of it all, share your struggles with friends, and maybe even start personifying your piece of bread βand yes, I've been guilty of that. (I named him "Steven".)
The game's goofy antics make it strangely endearing, even when you're ready to launch your controller across the room.
Now, it's worth mentioning that "I Am Bread" won't be everyone's cup of tea β or in this case, slice of bread. The wonky controls, the sometimes infuriating physics, and the sheer absurdity of it all might not be everyone's idea of a good time. But if you're in the mood for a game that defies convention, that makes you laugh at its own ridiculousness, and that challenges you to toast yourself against all odds, well, this is it.
In the end, "I Am Bread" is a hilarious, frustrating, and strangely addictive experience. It's a game that doesn't take itself seriously and invites you to join in on the laughter. So, whether you're ready to conquer the bread world or just want to see how your morning toast feels, give it a shot. Just remember β life as a slice of bread isn't as easy as it sounds.