Devil May Cry 5

Devil May Cry 5 is a game about Vergil hiring Vergil's brother and Vergil's son in order to work with Vergil to kill Vergil so that Vergil can fuse with Vergil to become Vergil. But it also gives you the option to play as Vergil and fight Vergil which doesn't fit at all into the Vergil lore like Vergil from the Divine Comedy. 11/10 motivation would Vergil again.

Devil May Cry 5 is a game about Vergil hiring Vergil's brother and Vergil's son in order to work with Vergil to kill Vergil so that Vergil can fuse with Vergil to become Vergil. 11/10 motivation would Vergil again

a bunch of cool dudes with white hair fight demons with swords and eat pizza. perfect video game.

The only thing that's garbage in this game is my ability to stun lock enemies, other than that, it's a bayonetta on crack.
10/10 would Bury the Light.

this game will have you making love to your controller.
just going straight up sensual on the buttons

The game about Vergil hiring Vergil's brother and Vergil's son so Vergil can defeat Vergil to become Vergil again, so Vergil can fight Vergil's brother and Vergil's son, featuring VERGIL

Graphics
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
Gameplay
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
Audio
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
Audience
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
PC Requirements
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
Difficulty
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
Grind
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
Story
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
Game Time
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
Price
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
Bugs
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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