Dead Cells

I don't know. I just kept going, one run after another, I couldn't stop. A voice in my head just kept repeating, "one more run"

i unlocked the crowbar from half life and the nail from hollow knight and started beating people mercilessly with them. 10/10 game.

Now THIS is a game for people like me. I'm almost 50, work in a factory and just need to pass some time, not to be "imersed" and spend my whole day in a virtual world.. I don't care about no story, I don't care about no photorealistic graphics, that make you change graphics cards every few years. Sorry, "ain't nobody got time for that", as a great philisopher once said. I care about the sound, and oh, what I mostly care about, is GAMEPLAY, imagine that, in a GAME. And this game has an interesting and fun one. So does the new RE4, but I'd rather play the old one, cause it's faster and simpler. I tried other games like this but this one is again, faster and simpler, and more fun. So for people with the same needs and demands THIS is the game for you. To the team behind the creation of this game: Thank you guys(and girls?). I came here to support you and hope more good stuff for you and from you.

The game has more depth then it seems. The game play never gets redundant even though you are repeating run after run.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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PEAK
Controls are immensely fluid, combat is the most satisfying of any video game I've played, the roguelike elements are balanced very well. I love that it is not RNG what level you go to, you always choose that yourself.

I am very happy with the VASTLY expansive assist mode options that allow those who struggle with certain aspects of the game to breeze through them while still gaining the full experience on other regards. I, for example, am very not fond of the spike traps and platforming bits, I feel the physics afforded to the main character do not at all suit precision platforming. So having the option to turn the damage those spike traps do down to 20% of what it once was makes an IMMEASURABLE improvement to my enjoyment of the game.

10/10
A perfect game for busy people. Not too demanding and can be ran on everything, no run is the same, it has some lore, you can turn off your brain or really try a new play style, and every run is a step forward.
You can play for 10 min or 2h, put it down for 30 min or 3 weeks, and you will not lose anything