Dead Cells

I don't know. I just kept going, one run after another, I couldn't stop. A voice in my head just kept repeating, "one more run"

Now THIS is a game for people like me. I'm almost 50, work in a factory and just need to pass some time, not to be "imersed" and spend my whole day in a virtual world.. I don't care about no story, I don't care about no photorealistic graphics, that make you change graphics cards every few years. Sorry, "ain't nobody got time for that", as a great philisopher once said. I care about the sound, and oh, what I mostly care about, is GAMEPLAY, imagine that, in a GAME. And this game has an interesting and fun one. So does the new RE4, but I'd rather play the old one, cause it's faster and simpler. I tried other games like this but this one is again, faster and simpler, and more fun. So for people with the same needs and demands THIS is the game for you. To the team behind the creation of this game: Thank you guys(and girls?). I came here to support you and hope more good stuff for you and from you.

i unlocked the crowbar from half life and the nail from hollow knight and started beating people mercilessly with them. 10/10 game.

For those who are unaware:
There were going to be more updates to the game after "The End is Near" (confirmed by Evil Empire, who were the people actually developing the game since Rise of the Giants), but Motion Twin abruptly cancelled all updates past it- presumably to shift focus to their upcoming game Windblown. The "End is Near" update was not actually finished- it was in beta when all updates were cancelled, and the version of it that was pushed to the main game is basically just what the next beta patch probably would have been (this was after months of no news on the status of the update).
The game is incredible, but please keep this in mind.

Dead Cells taught me an important lesson: no matter how many fancy weapons I find, I will absolutely still roll directly into danger like a caffeinated tumbleweed.
The game is basically:
- Die.
- Come back.
- Pretend you learned something.
- Die again but with style.
Combat feels amazing, exploration is addictive, and the soundtrack makes me feel like I should be parkouring off my own walls. If you’ve ever wanted to experience the joy of failure at 200 miles per hour, this is your game.
10/10, my cells have never been more dead.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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This game cured my stage four pancreatic cancer and made my family not homeless