Cheese Game
Survive!
Play as a sentient slice of cheese. Armed with nothing more than a dash and a hunger for survival, fend off the beasts that desire to slice you up and put you on a platter. In this boss rush game, you are confined in a small enclosed space, and you must weave around the boss and their many attacks, and wait for an opportunity to retaliate.
Three Unique And Challenging Enemies
A miner from deep underground, a sheriff from far in the desert, a ghost king on a floating graveyard, and more to come… Challenge three difficult bosses, and die trying. Each boss has a range of different moves, and a completely different fighting style. Learn their movesets, and work your way to eventually defeating them.
Difficulty Settings For All Gamers
Fight and master the bosses in 3 different difficulty modes, and compete to beat them all with the least amount of deaths possible.
Game Discussion
Steam User 2
Once in a lifetime, a game comes along that doesn't just entertain, but profoundly changes the very fabric of your existence. For me, that game is "Cheese Game." Not only is it the best game I've ever played, but it has also revolutionized my life in ways I could never have imagined.
It all started innocently enough. I was browsing Steam, and then, like a beacon of dairy delight, there it was: "Cheese Game." The name alone sent shivers down my spine. I love cheese, you see. I love cheese more than most people love their children. So, naturally, I had to download it.
From the very first click, I was hooked. The graphics were exquisite, the sound design? Pure bliss—it was like a symphony composed by the cheese gods themselves.
But "Cheese Game" is more than just a good game. cheese isn't just food. It's a way of life.
Naturally, this realization had some... consequences. My wife, bless her lactose-intolerant heart, didn't understand. She'd come home to find me surrounded by empty cheese wrappers and my eyes glued to the screen. She tried to intervene, to make me see reason. But how could I abandon the game that had given me purpose?
So, I made the hardest decision of my life. I divorced my wife. It was a tearful goodbye, but as she walked out the door, I knew I had made the right choice. She was lovely, but she wasn't cheese game.
Then came my job. The pesky thing kept getting in the way of my cheese game. My boss didn't appreciate my newfound dedication to the game. The final straw came when he caught me playing during a board meeting. He didn't understand. How could he? He was a mere mortal, unblessed by the divine light of dairy. So, I quit. I walked out of that office with my head held high, visions of cheese game in my head.
Since then, my life has been amazing, I get to play cheese game all day, and collect unemployment from the government, its like getting paid to play cheese game. My friends and family may think I've lost my mind, but I know the truth. I’ve simply found my passion.
To anyone out there who’s tired of the mundane, who craves something more from life, I say this: download "Cheese Game." Let it into your heart, let it consume your every waking moment, and you too will know the joy of a life devoted to cheese.
In conclusion, thank you, "Cheese Game," for showing me the way. Thank you for changing my life. And most importantly, thank you for the cheese.
Steam User 0
BEST RAGE GAME EVER. I LOVE IT.
Bosses: 9.9/10
I Reccomend this game to streamers such as: Kai Cenat, Joe Bartolozzi, KingSammelot, & Steak.
Steam User 0
this is the best game ever.
best story 10/10
best characters 10/10
deserves an award
Steam User 0
here's a checked box: ☑
here's a unchecked box: ☐
---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe
---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t
---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape
---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Human
☑ Lizards
---{PC Requirements}---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls
---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding
---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It‘ll replace your life
---{Game Time}---
☑ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{Price}---
☑ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Steam User 0
Felky Fun Meter
|-------|---| Pretty fun!
Decent boss rush game; has it's frustrating moments but that's how it's supposed to be :D
Steam User 0
I can now say I am an avid cheese lover after this masterpiece of an experience.
Steam User 1
fun but cant sex the cheese :(