Cheese Game
Survive!
Play as a sentient slice of cheese. Armed with nothing more than a dash and a hunger for survival, fend off the beasts that desire to slice you up and put you on a platter. In this boss rush game, you are confined in a small enclosed space, and you must weave around the boss and their many attacks, and wait for an opportunity to retaliate.
Three Unique And Challenging Enemies
A miner from deep underground, a sheriff from far in the desert, a ghost king on a floating graveyard, and more to come… Challenge three difficult bosses, and die trying. Each boss has a range of different moves, and a completely different fighting style. Learn their movesets, and work your way to eventually defeating them.
Difficulty Settings For All Gamers
Fight and master the bosses in 3 different difficulty modes, and compete to beat them all with the least amount of deaths possible.
Steam User 0
BEST RAGE GAME EVER. I LOVE IT.
Bosses: 9.9/10
I Reccomend this game to streamers such as: Kai Cenat, Joe Bartolozzi, KingSammelot, & Steak.
Steam User 0
this is the best game ever.
best story 10/10
best characters 10/10
deserves an award
Steam User 0
here's a checked box: ☑
here's a unchecked box: ☐
---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe
---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t
---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape
---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Human
☑ Lizards
---{PC Requirements}---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls
---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding
---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It‘ll replace your life
---{Game Time}---
☑ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{Price}---
☑ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Steam User 0
Felky Fun Meter
|-------|---| Pretty fun!
Decent boss rush game; has it's frustrating moments but that's how it's supposed to be :D
Steam User 0
I can now say I am an avid cheese lover after this masterpiece of an experience.
Steam User 2
fun but cant sex the cheese :(
Steam User 0
I could really use a slice of cheese.