BoneCraft
Want more sex in your Sci-Fi?
BoneCraft is the first hack-and-slash, RPG shooter game that allows the player to finally "go all the way" with some of the sexiest creatures in the galaxy.
The game follows Captain Fort Worth and his crew of Space Wranglers through sexual encounters with naughty elves and racy robots, battles with Orc hoardes, and the search for the galaxy’s Holy Grail: the Elf Queen and her band of horny minions.
Captain Fort Worth is voiced by legendary voice actor Neil Kaplan, who has voiced such iconic characters as Tychus from the StarCraft® series.
BoneCraft is not just some sci-fi / fantasy sex simulator, but an entire game with story, missions, weapon upgrades, troop advancement, and sex integrated seamlessly into the gameplay like never before. In missions like "Bone and Pillage," BoneCraft brings a whole new meaning to 'wingman,' as Captain Fort Worth will not only try to get laid himself, but make sure his Wranglers get theirs too.
New types of girls and sex positions can be unlocked or purchased by advancing through the storyline. If the player would rather not fight before they get it on, they can visit the Sex Store and find just the right hookup from the hundreds of unique girls.
You start with a rifle, a flamethrower, and a chainsaw sword, but new weapons can be purchased, stripped off enemies, or found hidden in the world., And that's not all: You're also able to level up your team's's armor and weapons, to create the best Wrangler attack squad in any solar system. You'll need all the fire power you can get as you take on the crude magic of the Orcs and the overpowering mystical skill of the Elven Army.
Drawn from dregs of the galaxy and put under the command of the drunkest rattlesnake-fucker this side of the Milky Way, the Space Wranglers booze their way from planet to planet in search of the hottest aliens out there.
The story begins with Captain Fort Worth (Neil Kaplan) and his trusty sidekick, Lubbock, cruising through space in their ship the USS Longstreet. As is normal on the ship, they are drinking massive amounts of Jet Fuel, which leads Lubbock to slip and bring up a subject he knows sends Fort into a rage: Elven women. Earlier in Fort’s galactical campaigns he almost had the chance to bone the crown jewel of the galaxy, the Elf Queen, but was foiled by the Elven Army. Since then, Fort has lived with the pain of the only one he ever let get away.
Lubbock’s mention of the Elves throws Fort into a drunken driving rage, and he sends the ship hurtling into an asteroid belt, putting it on a collision course with a hostile planet.
The Wranglers crash-land on the planet, and find it inhabited by an Orc tribe who they very quickly try to enforce their interstellar extinction policy on. Fort soon discovers that the Orc tribe is not only led by an old friend of his, but that the planet is also harboring an Elven Brothel run by the Elf Queen herself. Reluctant to share this info with his old friend, Fort is forced to go to war to find the secret of the Elven Brothel’s location.
With his sights set on the prize, not even the Elven Army, Dick Monsters, or mutinous Wranglers will stand in the way of Fort mounting his great white whale.
Game Discussion
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Getting laid or die trying.
Story:
You play as Captain Fort Worth. He and his space wranglers are the most feared warriors in the galaxy, but his soldiers aren't happy and start a mutiny, which crashes their ship and strands them on a strange planet. They realize they're on a planet which houses Elfs which are the best lays in the galaxy so you set out to conquer enemies and get laid.
The story of Bonecraft is absurdly stupid, but it's also genuinely hilarious at times. Of course it leans into the the crude and offensive, but if you appreciate that you'll likely enjoy what's on display here. Honestly it's a quite charming tale, although a few of the jokes are sort of repeated and lose their charm very quickly.
Graphics:
Visually Bonecraft is a decent looking game, however it's not without it's faults. Firstly I have to say I really like the character designs, there's a bunch of different looking characters of different races and they all look very cool, although the facial animations are just generally not that good as each character looks like they're an animatronic.
Locations on the hand are a rather large mixed bag. Overall I found the different areas you traverse to be really good, there's a lot of very same-y looking areas and when looking for a collectible or something they tend to blend into the foreground and become easy to miss.
Audio:
The voice acting across the board is top notch. Everyone does a great job with their characters and especially I have to give props to the actor that does the voice of Fort Worth as he nails the jacked badass army dude and his comedic lines are hilarious, everyone else while not as good still deliver the goods.
The soundtrack and other effects on the other hand aren't nowhere near as good. The soundtrack is incredibly forgettable and just genuinely not that good. It does what it sets out to do, but becomes incredibly generic in the process and in the end just not that interesting, which is disappointing.
Sound effects themselves suffer from the same fate. The multiple weapons from specific branches usually sound the same and you'll constantly be hearing the same THUD THUD THUD noises when hitting an enemy which gets annoying really fast and the firearms are also not that good either.
Gameplay:
BoneCraft is a beat'em'up with some other gameplay mechanics, but that's what it is at heart. As Fort Worth you're dropped into an open world (Using that very loosely) and you do story based missions, or look for hidden items. In story missions you have a few different set of goals, but they rarely ever differ which ranges from A) Kill every enemy attacking you, B) Have sex or C) Destroy something.
You have a squadron of your soldiers with you which you can customize at the beginning of the mission alongside other items like different weapons and of course upgrades to yourself. For the most part they're pretty damn stupid, even though you can issue different commands to them, it will be you who is doing the heavy lifting.
The combat is very basic, but it works fine enough. It's very mindless but it's fun for the first few chapters as the enemies you deal with are sort of brutes who just don't do anything, but very quickly you find that combat is quite tedious. First of all enemies have tons of health so you'll knock em down and while they're on the ground they will not take damage prolonging some encounters to insane lengths.
Some enemies have stun lock moves and while the game isn't that particularly hard that dying isn't an issue (cause on my normal walkthrough I only died twice on one level) it still makes it more annoying. Also certain objectives really get annoying like fighting an infinite amount of enemies while trying to have sex. Having sex in the game is in itself a mechanic.
You have to talk to a woman and that will put you in a sex mini game and often these are your objectives. However once you're talking to a girl, that leaves you prone for attacks and sometimes enemies knock you down which will either stun lock you, make the girl run away and despawn or just wait until you talk to knock you down again which was incredibly annoying. Also there's some platforming, which is incredibly annoying because the controls while in air are super stiff, but you do so little of it, it's not worth mentioning.
Verdict:
Bonecraft is a pretty tedious game from a gameplay perspective, but it was also fun. I think it's funny writing and semi decent combat is what kept me going, but it's definitely a janky experience. As far as lewd games go, this one is pretty good.
Final Rating:
7/10
Pros:
+ Incredibly funny writing
+ Decent art style
+ Gameplay is overall very fun
Cons:
- Combat encounters get tedious really fast
- Soundtrack is very mediocre
- Certain enemy types have stun lock moves
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probably one of if not the best creation of our century this games story is reminiscent of Starcraft and World of Warcraft the player models are insanely well made and the NPC interaction is unbelievably realistic waiting for the sequel to this masterpiece