An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs
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An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs is a first-person open-world comedy adventure game with a very long name. You and your fiancée are the last two human beings left in the universe. Dogs run airports, along with the rest of society. Deal with alien logic, travel issues, and strange stock photo dogs as you attempt to stay in touch with the person you love, when you both live your lives on the go!
FEATURING
- Bribe Dog, the dog who loves bribes.
- Secrets scattered across a universe of large, simulated airports, complete with timetables and flight cancellations.
- Awkward conversations with your canine fellow passengers.
- An alien language you can translate, to discover the bad jokes dogs write when humans aren’t around.
- A cup of coffee larger than your body.
- A cup of coffee larger than a building.
- Spray cans you can use to cocoon the building-sized coffee monolith with festive colors before drinking it in a single gulp.
- A healthy long-distance relationship.
- An infinite number of hands that you can use to pet any dog, at any time.
I’d really like to explain more, but the game is called An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs. Or, Dog Airport Game, if you’re tired. It already explains everything. Any further words (and we’ve used a lot) are meaningless. Pulling these sentences from the void only adds to a debt I cannot pay.
Buy my Dog Airport Game.
Please.
Game Discussion
Steam User 8
Incredibly written game. To be honest, there isn't too much gameplay except for reading text and talking to dogs, but it's a beautiful peek into a weird and wonderful world created by the devs. This is, like, the positive side of Internet Brainrot. The music and visuals are similarly wacky. It's relatively short for its price, and doesn't have a lot of gameplay beyond the dialogue and characters, so play this to laugh at the funny words and tell your friends that "oh, this is marinara trench, where the liquid at the bottom is totally marinara sauce, and absolutely not blood, and the dogs make a great point of making this distinction, also, you have to grab something here to meet updog, who has ascended and is surrounded by tennis balls of unknown origin."
Steam User 5
Did you like the absurdity of Jazzpunk?
Do you like dogs?
Do you like cats?
Do you have the desire to buy a cabinet?
Do you hate briefcases?
Do you want to carry around the biggest cup of coffee you have ever seen before?
If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then this game is a must-own.
Steam User 5
it's a game where you explore airports with strange layouts full of more shops selling strange items than actual terminals to fly out of that don't even charge you anything because everything is run by friendly dogs who have no concept of currency and also you can pet them. all of the signs are written in an alien language that you cannot understand, unless you're dedicated enough to cross reference the shop names with the dogs' dialogue until you realize that it's literally just english in a font that doesn't resemble any english letters at all and make an entire key to read every single sign in the game like i did. the story is good, it made this the first game to make me cry because it made me think about love when i had never thought about love before, it made me realize how lonely i was back then, hah. it's a silly game that means a lot to me. shoutout stryxo for that one dog games video that showed me this game exists. oh and don't mind the low playtime, i switched steam accounts a while ago and haven't played much since then. i still have the same save data though. my original save is on day 1317, if that gives a good estimate of my actual playtime.
Steam User 5
A fun game for what it is. Has a lot of cute dogs, but I feel it got boring very quick and sometimes annoying to run to the time skip, but it is fine. I would love to be able to run faster though, that really made the game feel very slow at times. If you like simple fun games and dogs, I would recommend it, if not, probably not a game I could suggest
Steam User 5
A funny, unique, and unexpectedly heartwarming take on the walking sim. Don't know of any other game like it
Steam User 1
Best game ever. Dogs, funny dialogue, dogs, way to many items that take up your inventory but you can only move through the inventory one item at a time, and dogs.
But seriously: maybe not for $20, but $15 this game is a great way to spend time laughing and roaming, lots of glitches/imperfections but for a patient person like me, I love the style.
edit: I had this game on the switch (it sucked SOO MUCH) but even on switch it still became my favorite game (like actually my favorite game; though I'm not in the community... if there is one)
Steam User 1
I don't know if my favourite thing about this game is the mouthed sound effects, or the writing, or the moments that take you off guard by their sincerity in the absurdity of it all