Cheese Game
Survive!
Play as a sentient slice of cheese. Armed with nothing more than a dash and a hunger for survival, fend off the beasts that desire to slice you up and put you on a platter. In this boss rush game, you are confined in a small enclosed space, and you must weave around the boss and their many attacks, and wait for an opportunity to retaliate.
Three Unique And Challenging Enemies
A miner from deep underground, a sheriff from far in the desert, a ghost king on a floating graveyard, and more to come… Challenge three difficult bosses, and die trying. Each boss has a range of different moves, and a completely different fighting style. Learn their movesets, and work your way to eventually defeating them.
Difficulty Settings For All Gamers
Fight and master the bosses in 3 different difficulty modes, and compete to beat them all with the least amount of deaths possible.
Game Discussion
Steam User 0
After watching the ad, I felt I can do anything. All of my fears shrink, my sins lessen, and even repented from my sins. It's a marvelous feeling, I feel my heart beating for hope. The first 7 seconds of this ad represent the 7 virtue angels, Humility, Diligence, Patience, Justice, Love, Wisdom, and Mercy. This, this ad change my life. It's the turning point that I have been waiting for 16 years in this world. Without even tasting the game, you can taste and even the aroma of the cheese. Wait, what does the cheese taste like? After countless battle, do you even wonder the taste of it? Imagine the taste will be the souls you have defeated in your playthrough. We can only wonder. Anyways cheese.
Steam User 0
BEST RAGE GAME EVER. I LOVE IT.
Bosses: 9.9/10
I Reccomend this game to streamers such as: Kai Cenat, Joe Bartolozzi, KingSammelot, & Steak.
Steam User 0
this is the best game ever.
best story 10/10
best characters 10/10
deserves an award
Steam User 0
here's a checked box: ☑
here's a unchecked box: ☐
---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe
---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t
---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape
---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Human
☑ Lizards
---{PC Requirements}---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls
---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding
---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It‘ll replace your life
---{Game Time}---
☑ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{Price}---
☑ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Steam User 0
I could really use a slice of cheese.
Steam User 0
this is the game of all time
Steam User 0
Probably good