Wolfenstein: The New Order

In real world where social media owning scumbags throw up Nazi salutes, play this fantastic game where you can give them the good ol' G.I. Robot treatment.

Wolfenstein is a thrilling first-person shooter set in an alternate reality of World War II.
The game boasts a multitude of strengths, including its musical score, visual design, cinematic sequences, characters, and more. However, it also has some drawbacks, but they are not significant.
After a decade, I revisited this game.
Even after all these years, I enjoyed the game and went through it in one go.
Unfortunately, there are very few games that can really attract your attention right now.

Beautiful game, I rarely play shooters because of the gore and violence, but this felt more like a cleaning simulator. It did not feel too violent to play as you're not killing humans.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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I've been told to play this game probably ever since it was released, and all I can say after playing it for multiple hours is Extraordinary. Seriously, I had a good idea what Wolfenstein is, but obviously not enough knowledge until I actually experience the game first hand, and I am so glad I did.
- Combat is pretty solid, and enjoyable when you get going.
- Visuals for 2014 in 2024 are very good in my opinion.
- Characters from Fergus to Max and the rest of the team and people you meet are interwoven really well and all have their purposes.
- Difficulty settings range from literally standing still and getting shot at for a few minutes to dying after 2 or 3 hits and the others in between, there is a setting for literally every level of FPS gamers, I mean...like every other game lol.
- Story was well rounded and very easy to follow, although for timeline purposes, I'd recommend playing The Old Blood first to understand a few details and the weight of their purpose going forward in the series.
- Weapons were fun to use and some situations almost prefer you to use a certain group of weapons which I had no problems with, for the small quantity of weapons available they are really fun to use.
All in all I think The New Order is an awesome game and even though I have all the achievements, this is the kind of game I can see myself coming back to in the future, and I hope others feel the same as well.

Wolfensteiin: The New Order is my first game that I played in the Wolfenstein series and I enjoyed it a lot. The story was pretty good but unique because of course "What if the Nazis won World War II?" is one hell of question that people at some point in their history lesson must have thought of. The thing is that in this game Nazi's didn't just win the war they completely obliterated it and the world was in complete order,, other than few people of the resistance and our MC, the man, the myth, the legend, the one man army fighting the Goliath... William Joseph "B.J." Blazkowicz, his character showed depth through out the game,, he lost his brothers-in-arms, his 14 years in a hospital in a vegetative state and the moment we step into the world, it has been portrayed beautifully, the world-building in this game was truly fantastical. Also this game is a classic fps game so you shoot a lot with a mix of stealth and so the different weapons this game provided was a nice touch, they also keep upgrading through out your progression in the game and they get more sort of crazy.

The best part of this game was the "DUAL-WIELDING" which didn't only look cool but also felt cool while shooting, as I am just thrashing anyone in my sight, and you can dual wield any gun not just the AR but the shotguns too. This game has got good story which advances at a decent rate and won't feel lengthy or all over the place. It has got good graphics you can still enjoy this game and won't feel any type of lag or stutter. Overall the game's environment, plot and cinematic cut-scenes are all good and that is all someone needs to try this game. Also this game is treat for "Mecha" lovers because Nazi's have created machines that you typically see in movies like Star Wars.
9/10

A fun B-movie nazi-killing action romp with some genuine emotion. Graphics and gameplay still hold up well enough in 2025, some possible triggers for war-based PTSD, but in the current political climate the reminder that nazis are evil is nice in itself.