Wolfenstein: The New Order

I've been told to play this game probably ever since it was released, and all I can say after playing it for multiple hours is Extraordinary. Seriously, I had a good idea what Wolfenstein is, but obviously not enough knowledge until I actually experience the game first hand, and I am so glad I did.
- Combat is pretty solid, and enjoyable when you get going.
- Visuals for 2014 in 2024 are very good in my opinion.
- Characters from Fergus to Max and the rest of the team and people you meet are interwoven really well and all have their purposes.
- Difficulty settings range from literally standing still and getting shot at for a few minutes to dying after 2 or 3 hits and the others in between, there is a setting for literally every level of FPS gamers, I mean...like every other game lol.
- Story was well rounded and very easy to follow, although for timeline purposes, I'd recommend playing The Old Blood first to understand a few details and the weight of their purpose going forward in the series.
- Weapons were fun to use and some situations almost prefer you to use a certain group of weapons which I had no problems with, for the small quantity of weapons available they are really fun to use.
All in all I think The New Order is an awesome game and even though I have all the achievements, this is the kind of game I can see myself coming back to in the future, and I hope others feel the same as well.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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---{ Author }---
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Wolfenstein: The New Order is a game where the main character, Blazkowicz, does what he does best: turning Nazis into recyclable trash. It’s got everything: laser cutters, dual-wielding guns, an alternate history where Nazis took over the world, and even giant robo-dogs!!!
The story is pretty solid, especially if you’re into the idea of a serious guy saving the world. As for the gameplay, your love for shooting and explosions will be well rewarded. Plus, there are moments where you can just sip coffee and chat with NPCs — before diving back into annihilating an army of Nazi cyborgs.
In short, it’s a game about how much you can accomplish if you have enough ammo and charisma.

---{Graphics}---
☐ Paint.exe
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Bad
☐ Average
☐ Decent
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ You forget what reality is

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Just don‘t
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Meh
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☑ Good
☐ Very good

---{Audio}---
☐ Ear rape
☐ Bad
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Very good
☐ Eargasm

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ High Tech
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks/achievements
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Bad
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It will replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ You could also just burn your money
☐ Not recommended
☐ If you have some spare money left
☑ Wait for discounts
☐ Worth the price
☐ It’s free!

---{Bugs}---
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Can get annoying
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Never heard of

---{ ? / 10 }---
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1. Very good story and fast fps game.
2. It takes less than 12 hours to complete the main story on medium difficulty settings.
3. Their is only the main story and no side quest.
4. Ratings 8.5/10.
5. Absolutely Recommended.

Blends intense action, compelling storytelling, and beautiful visuals to create a fun and unforgettable gaming experience.

---{ ☑Graphics☑ }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☐ 10