Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

god put nazis on this earth for target practice

👪Player Bases:
☐ Everyone.
☑ Mature.
☑ Casual Players.
☐ Pro players.
⛺Graphics:
☐ Potato.
☐ Bad.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☑ Beautiful.
Ingame screenshot (Ultra) :
Do note that Ultra isn't the highest setting, Über and Mein Leben are even higher
☐ Masterpiece.
🎮Gameplay:
☐ Terrible.
☐ Bad.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☑ Fantastic.
👉 Just like in the previous one, you can dual wield weapons, have above 100% health that will then deplete until it gets back to 100%, stealth takedowns and of course blow nazis' heads off.
Pretty much the same mechanics as The New Order but also with cool additional stuff such as 3 contraptions that each give you different special abilities like crawling through vents or explode your ennemies by running through them, which is quite frankly really fun.
👉 For achievement hunters : there are no missable collectibles
💀Difficulty:
☐ Easy.
☐ Medium.
☑ Hard.
👉 Difficulty I felt when playing on "Do or Die!" difficulty with both a stealth and brute approach
☐ Very Hard.
☐ Death March.
⌛Game length:
☐ Really Short. ( 0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short. ( 3 - 8 hours)
☐ Medium. ( 8 - 20 hours)
☑ Long. ( 20 - 40 hours)
👉 20h just for the main game
      10h for doing all the Übercommander missions + all the side quests
      5h additional hours for finding all of the collectibles (Readables, Toys, Records, Gold, Concept Art and Starcards)
I wish the game was longer
☐ Very Long ( 40 - 60 hours)
☐ Extremely Long (60+ hours)
☐ Endless
📖Story:
☐ It Doesn't Have One.
☐ Horrible.
☐ Bad.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☑ Fantastic.
👉 The New Colossus' story completely exceeded my expectations, even more than The New Order! A compelling backstory on Blazkowicz's childhood traumas, realistic relationships and well made character development, as well as powerful, emotional and VERY intense moments.
👉 Several diaries and notes were extremely heartbreaking
🎬Cinematic/Art:
☐ It Doesn't Have.
☐ Horrible.
☐ Bad.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☑ Like Watching A Movie.
👉 The scenes in this game are amazing, beautiful shots (perfect for screenshot lovers) and great acting.
🎵Music/Sound:
☐ Horrible.
☐ Bad.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☑ Amazing.
👉 So many little details in the sound effects which adds a lot to the immersion! Little things like the noise of leather from BJ's leather jacket, his heavy breathing after running a lot, the *splash* noise after killing nazis and so much more
👉 Amazing and very realistic voice acting
👉 The soundtrack was great, it also added more intensity in certain scenes
💸Price:
☑ Full Price.
☐ Wait For Sale.
☐ Refund It If You Can.
☐ Don't Buy It.
☐ Free.
🚀Requirements:
☐ Minimum.
☐ Medium.
☑ Fast.
👉 30-60fps on Ultra at 900p on a GTX 1050 (Ultra isn't the highest setting, Über and Mein Leben are even higher)
      Manhattan levels were the ones where I had the lowest fps
☐ Super Computer.
🐞Bugs:
☐ Game Itself Is One Big BUG.
☑ Game Breaking Bugs.
👉 For some reason I couldn't launch the game at 1080p even when everything else was on Low. Instead I played on 900p on Ultra settings
      (This type of issue shouldn't concern higher rigs)
👉 After collecting a new gold or concept art, you can Press J to view the item. But after doing so, the game suddenly crashed and I get this error message "Could not write crash dump". Instead of pressing J I wait for the message to disappear and then visualize the item in the game's menu.
      (According to some sources, this only happens to outdated or low end graphic cards)
☐ Lots of bugs.
☐ Few Bugs.
☐ Nothing.
📝Final:
☐ Terrible.
☐ Bad.
☐ Average.
☐ Good.
☐ Great.
☑ Fantastic.
🌐Others:
Multiplayer: ☐
Singleplayer: ☑
💯Final Score:
9/10

Killing Nazis in 144fps with new guns, gadgets and bigger maps

Within 20 minutes I was mowing down bad guys in a submarine while in a wheelchair. 10/10
EDIT: I watched Hitler vomit on Venus. 11/10

i shoot, nazi dies, 10/10

Can see your legs.

you get to commit extreme acts of incredible violence against nazis, whats not to love?