Watch Dogs 2

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
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---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑︎ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑︎ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☑︎ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☑︎ Kids (few of them)
☑Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑︎ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑︎ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☑︎ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑︎ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑︎ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑︎ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑︎9
☐10

Great game with GTA vibe but with hacking. Lots of fun to be had.
BUT, Ubisoft Connect, why do they continue to push this.
You vil eat ze bugs,
You vil liv in ze pod,
You vil use ze Ubisoft Connect

The fact that this game is made by Ubisoft is unbelieveable . Because it is......."Good" it was made with love and dedication which is not a thing in Ubisoft for quite a while . So I gave it a decent 9/10
{ Graphics }
+ San Francisco appears as a beautiful city, everything from the buildings, the lighting, the environment , the npc is just so spectacular, hard to believe this game came out in 2016
+ The characters model is good and detail, but normal NPC model is not up to par
{ Gameplay }
+ Now this is where Watch Dog 2 really shines. The gameplay expanded a lot compared to the first game, It nails the hacking system very well with a variety of options like: phone distraction, vehicle control, traffic control, security system shutdown, robot hacking and of course, one of the best things they ever add and ever exist in a video game is planting fault evident which make the police or the gang to attack someone . You too lazy to learn the enemeis location to sneak in their base ? just call an entire SWAT team on them and they gonna create enough distraction for you to go in
+ I have to give the parkour system big credit for making the game movement so smooth and enjoyable . There are also variety of parkour animation , my favourite is back flip and front flip
+ Gun play is so so , i don't have much to say about it
{ Story }
+ The story is decent , not great but decent . The thing that stands out for me the most is not the actual story itself, but the interesting characters that we meet , i mean by that is my gang : Wrench, Josh , Horatio , Sitara and the main character himself Marcus . Their personality is quite unique and the way Ubisoft show them is Amazing
+ Wrench with his iconic mask. He is so fun to talk to , he is hilarious always make jokes throughout the adventure, he like destroying stuff . My man having a serious problem with animal though XD
+ Josh is like a depressed kid . He is quiet ,doesn't talk much kinda socially awkward but very smart. That doesn't mean he is boring , he brings a different sort of humor to the game like when he try to find out what "cornhole" mean XD
+ Sitara is the only woman in the team , my girl is a real artist and DJ , very talented . She is the face of dedsec cause without her drawing skills dedsec have no appearance
+ Horatio is kinda bland because Ubisoft some how doesn't give him much screen time. He is nice and vibe dude
{ Audio }
+ Voice actiong is great
+ Music is...... so so , i don't find myself listen much to the music in game. But it is cool that you allow to pick a song to listen to all the time even in combat
{ Difficulty }
+ Gun play is balance , our health is not superior than our enemies like other game . We die like after 4 to 5 shoot and believe me ,you gonna die a lot if not careful
+ Enemies AI is Smart . They don't just take cover and shoot back, they actually have strategy like some guys in the front keep you busy while the others rotate and try to flank you, and since you die after 4 to 5 shoot like i said, direct combat is not recommend
+ Well.....Here is reason why the game is not 10/10 . It the stealth system , WHAT KIND OF GAME where one enemies spot you even just for 0.1s after you take him down, the entire army knew exactly where you are and jump on you.
{ PC requirement }
+ You need a decent laptop/pc to run this game
{ Game time }
+ pretty long ( 17h-30h )
{ Bugs }
+ i don't see any bug
{ Final thought }
+ There are still a ton of thing i haven't talk about like normal NPC AI , dialogue , Car physics, hacking puzzle, side quest and stuff.....
But This game is good and for me it is the best game Ubisoft ever create

My mom bought this and watch dogs 1 for me because I wasn't allowed to play GTA5

thanks for the memories I miss you mom
(says 11 hours on steam but played the absolute shit out of this game when I was a wee lad)

I want to make the point that Dedsec are villains and you play as villains, which is either hilariously incompetent writing, or ironic genius. Want examples? In Watch_Dogs 2, you:
- Steal random people's money on the street, including but not limited to: homeless, poor, rich, men, women, etc. There's no discrimination.
- Graffiti a religious building (No, not New Dawn, an actual Church).
- Hack the lights and electronics of a female streamer and scare her because she does 24 hour live streams because her nosy aunt makes assumptions with no proof there are simps in the stream.
- Erase job applications from people because we don't like where they are applying to.
- Supporters of Dedsec in New York start setting fires to corporate buildings. When asked if Dedsec should make a statement about it, Marcus says that the statement should be one of support for the arson.
- Swat a kid playing Rainbow Six Siege. (Granted, he SWATS people too, so it's eye for an eye mentality. You decide.)
- Stealing civilians cars on the street by hacking the alarm system.
- Blow up vital infrastructure in San Francisco.
- Mess with people's bank account for shits and giggles and recording reactions.
- Cause numerous traffic accidents.
- Leak company secrets for game journalists (yuk) (but an admittedly funny thing to do).
- Vandalize the Golden Gate Bridge for advertising
Heck it's literally a plot point that because of Dedsec, people are afraid of hackers and are buying CToS 2.0 to fight it. Blume aren't the good guys, but it sure takes a villain to beat a villain I suppose. It's hard to tell if it's intentional, so you decide if this is genius, or stupidity from Ubisoft's writing department.
Other than that? The game's pretty good. My favorite Watch Dogs and still fun in 2023, especially with the sale price it drops to often.

A surprisingly great game trying to masquerade as a mediocre one. This game is incredibly IF you play it the RIGHT way. Here's how to do that: don't play this as an ubisoft stealth-action game, play this game as an IMMERSIVE SIM.
This game gives you a surprising amount of player freedom in how you approach and execute your goals. It hardly ever railroads the player into picking one of a select few play styles like the previous installment did. Instead, it gives you a wide variety of mechanics, exploits, hacks and skills to develop overtime which can be used in conjunction with each other in surprising and novel ways. Half of the fun of this game is literally just seeing if some hairbrained tactic you came up with will actually work (and it surprisingly does, very often in fact). If you play it this way and think creatively and outside the box, then this game is brilliant and will keep you coming back for more whacky adventures.
As far as the story goes, it's cringe. There's no other way of describing it. It's cringe worthy, it makes you feel second-hand embarrassment. Don't buy the game if narrative is a sine non qua for your enjoyment. It's literally boomers trying to write dialogue for 2010s era millennial Reddit users. If you think you just had a stroke reading that, don't worry, you're fine and yes, it really is that bad. Expect stale meme jokes (e.g. u mad?, epic win! you just lost the game!!1!). If that's too much of a hurdle to overcome then this game may not be for you. If you can look past that stuff though, it's a very re-playable and enjoyable hacking themed sandbox and you'll likely have a lot of fun.
8/10