Untitled Goose Game

After a hard day at work, there is nothing I enjoy more than letting out all my unchecked stress on a small child by tripping him over in a puddle of water then stealing his glasses. Now I can do it in the form of a goose without the risk of the police getting involved <3

Honk
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned (800mb+-)
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Multiplayer }---
☐ Yes
☑ Only local or steam remote play
☐ No
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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Super fun game! I finally get to live my dream of being a chaotic goose. :)

I play the 2-player version using the Steam Remote Play. Since my family lives out of state, I've started playing this game remotely with my mom. It's a fun way to connect and spend time together, even though we're apart. It's humorous, fun, cute, and a bit of a challenge. We have a great time exploring. I've played video games with my mom in the past, but this one is perfect! It's slower-paced than some other games, which is great for my mom (who doesn't do video games often).

Tip for anyone wanting to do Steam Remote Play: the second player (the one joining remotely) will need a handheld controller. It doesn't work with 2 players using keyboard / mouse, one must have a controller. We tried a couple different things, but it only worked when the person joining remotely had a controller; it didn't seem to matter kind of controller the first player has. Just FYI!

Overall, the game is fun, cute, interesting, somewhat relaxing, and perfect for playing remotely with friends or family. I couldn't recommend it more.

Introduction
In the beautiful chaos that is Untitled Goose Game, players step into the feet of a mischievous goose wreaking havoc in a quaint English village. The premise is simple yet effective: it’s a lovely morning, and you are a horrible goose. Your mission? To complete a series of objectives that involve annoying and pranking unsuspecting villagers.
Gameplay
The controls are straightforward, allowing players to walk, honk (very important to honk a lot!) , tactical running (ducked running), and interact with various objects in the environment especially steali.. err grabbing things. The game encourages creativity as you navigate through your to-do list, which includes tasks like stealing a gardener’s hat or trapping a child in a phone booth. The interaction mechanics are designed to be intuitive; however, some players may find that controlling the goose can be slightly clunky at times. When mastering this u will be speed-running sections and waiting on the npc's to catch up, a lot of trial and error , timed approach is key here.
Design
The design behind Untitled Goose Game can be summarized as “simple but effective.” Each area of the game serves as an open sandbox where players can explore and execute their plans for mischief. The charming art style complements the lighthearted nature of the game-play, making it visually appealing while you engage in your chaotic antics.
Final Thoughts
I had a audio tab in mind, but i am not going to write a section of how great the Honks sound :D
So, Untitled Goose Game offers an enjoyable blend of humor and puzzle-solving wrapped up in an adorable package. It invites players to embrace their chaotic side while providing a low-stakes environment where failure simply leads to more opportunities for hilarity <- . Whether you’re stealing items or just honking at passersby, this game guarantees laughter and fun. Had a lot of fun playing this game.
Thank u for reading, highly recommend this game 10/10

Here is one of my favourite games I have played in the past 5 years. The sheer consistency of this game is honestly baffling coming from an indie studio, because this plays better than most triple AAA games. It has a solid concept: just mess with people, which is one of the most enjoyable things you can do in real life, but this game widens the barrier to entry, due to the fact the worst these humans can do is revert your progress, as opposed to beating the piss out of you.

Untitled Goose Game is a game that gives you the full promise of its premise: you're a goose, and your job is to make everyone miserable.... that's it. that's the whole game. But how you go about making everybody miserable (but in a funny way) is what makes the game so much fun and hilarious. In fact, this might be one of the most original games I've played in a long time. I mean, what other game has a dedicated HONK button? GoTY right here, man!

Hold up, before I start showering the game with unbridled praise, it'd probably be best if I got my biggest problem out of the way (and it is kind of a deal breaker): this game is incredibly short . I beat the entire thing -including every single achievement- in about ten hours, in less than a week of owning it. I mean, the game very well knows this; as some of the achievements are basically “complete this level in six minutes or less”, and seeing how there's only five levels, it doesn't take a genius to put together and realize the game itself is saying you can beat the main campaign in less than half an hour. And all this for the price of $20? Twenty dollars for thirty minutes of gameplay?? I'd recommend waiting for a sale.

Welcome to the town of... uhm... Town. guess it doesn't have a name. anyway, it's a lovely little place with a population of three hundred or so. It's surrounded by beautiful forests and glades of grass and flowers; the village buildings' simple but stunning architecture is gorgeous; and it's almost like time itself moves slower while you live here. Truly, Town is the closest thing we'll get to heaven on earth... oh, by the way, see that random goose over there? He's basically the devil incarnate. yep, that's you! and your job is to make this perfect town, err... not perfect. just go out there and ruin everybody's day! The controls shouldn't be a problem: your feathered friend will follow wherever your mouse cursor is when you left-click, while double clicking will make him run instead of walk. Right clicking next to things will either make you grab it (if it's smaller than you) or drag it (if it's your size or bigger), and right clicking again will drop whatever you're holding. Press the Ctrl key to (*ahem*) duck, press X to spread out your wings, and -here we go!- press space to HONK! anyway, the controls are so simple that my four year old cousin plays this all the time; so surely YOU could wrap your head around all this. The town is a big open world, split into different “levels” like Park, Main Street, and Outdoor Restaurant. You have a To-Do list for each section, and each time you cross off everything on your list, you're allowed to explore the town further. Your jobs range from mild annoyances (steal that toilet paper! honk yeah!) to... some pretty dangerous stuff (trap that kid in the phone booth! honk yeah!); but no matter what you do, somebody will be made big sad. In an idea similar to Ghost Trick, you have to rely on NPCs in the later levels to unintentionally help you out with your tasks. You can only dress up the statue if you give the right accessories and stuff to the artist lady, for instance; and (one of) the only way to get into the pub is to hide in a box and wait for someone to unsuspectingly take you to the storage room. that's only two of many examples. There are also twenty or so special assignments on your list (that includes those time trials I mentioned before), and these can be a bit tricky. These extra jobs range from things like sailing a toy boat under a bridge, picking a bouquet of flowers, or tripping a kid into a puddle. what the honk, goose? There was a particularly annoying part where you had to kick a soccer ball into a goal, but the goal was super far away AND on an uphill slope, so the ball always rolled away. I probably (*ahem*) should've called fowl. anyway, Goose Game is one of those “easy to learn, difficult to master” kinds of games, but even the word “difficult” might be too much. “easy to learn, slightly less easy to master” would be more accurate.

When it comes to production value, it's honestly impressive how Goose Game can do so much with so little. Visually, this game looks fantastic. The bright, cartoony, and rather limited color palette really makes the graphics pop; and combined with some solid (but simple) 3D and a (*ahem*) birds eye view perspective, you'll be charmed in no time. Every person you meet shows tons on personality, despite having the most simplistic body features and very little voice acting (the goose is the only character with eyes and a mouth in the entire game); like how the shopkeeper is quick to anger and tries to chase you with a broom, or how the fancy man just wants to drink a cup of tea and read the paper, or how the groundskeeper is busy trying to pick vegetables. ordinary people trying to do ordinary things? how utterly despicable!! go ruin it for everyone, Goose!! The game has a massive variety of items you can find; slippers, candles, knives, toy cars, walkie-talkies, harmonicas, and cabbage just to name a few (THAT'S what's wrong with video games today: they need MORE CABBAGE!!). And if you don't feel like stealing stuff, you could always just waddle up to people and go HONK to see how they react. The game's soundtrack is also incredible: the only instrument is piano, but it's so energetic and zany; and the music fits so well with the action, that it's almost as if someone is watching the screen and playing the piano in real time. All of this adds up to a game with practically unlimited comedic potential; kind of feels like a classic kids cartoon forgotten by time, but then was rediscovered when everybody realized just how great and timeless the show really was. kinda gives me a fuzzy feeling, to be honest.

Aside from being extremely short, Goose Game has a couple of other issues I want to point out. none of them are crazy bad, but they still bothered me. For one, you're a goose. Geese have wings and can fly and stuff, right? But, for some reason, our pal Goose doesn't know how to fly!! worthless!!... on a more serious note, the wings aren't really used in the game at all. The spreading wings feature just feels tacked on, like “geese have wings, so Goose needs to have wings!!”, but you're only asked to use the feature once during the game, and throughout my playtime I honestly almost forgot it was a thing. Another thing, if you're being chased by somebody, and you're pushed into a wall, the result looks a bit awkward; both visually and playability. The person and the goose kind of glitch and clip into each other for a few seconds before the game irons it out. It's like the game didn't know what to do or something. Finally, and this might actually be a bigger issue than the playtime, the game doesn't keep track of how many times you honk!! like, what a missed opportunity!...no, that is straight up CRIMINAL!!

I'm just about to wrap up, but while I still have your utmost attention, let me talk about something entirely different: Goose is an excellent role model. We, as people, should all strive to be more like Goose. Look at him: he doesn't judge people by superficial standards. Black or white, male or female, young or old, Goose doesn't care. He hates without prejudice. and you know what? there's something inspiring about that...wait wait wait, replace hate with love, and THEN that's a nice message. nailed it.

Untitled Goose Game is an absolute joy to experience. With its unique premise, hilarious gameplay, attractive cartoon graphics, and a dedicated HONK button, it's a blast; and one of the most addicting games I've played in months. With that said, I can't deny the high price and the short playtime; but you know what? it's still worth it. well, so long... and honk honk HONK!!

Fun game, harassing humans. Low fi graphics. Nice piano action correlated to motion. Somewhat limited in how you can solve problems - for instance, to break the broom, you can't stick it in the garage door.
Still fun.