Timberman

Timberman is a game with one incredibly simple goal: you are a massive dude with an axe, and you have to chop a tree, dodging from left to right so you don't get smashed in the head by a falling branch. You launch it, and the retro-style graphics and energetic music instantly pump you up as you start clicking like a maniac. After a minute, you feel like your finger is about to fall off, and after five minutes, you ask yourself: "And what? Is that really it?"

This game is a pure, old-school test of reflexes that can be engaging for short sessions, but it suffers from the same problem as most ultra-simple arcade games—it gets boring incredibly fast. You click left, right, left, right, and the energy bar at the top drains like crazy, so you don't even have a second to think. One tiny mistake, a millisecond of delay, and you're done. At first, you try to beat your high score and unlock some new skins for your lumberjack, but let's be real—how long can you do the exact same thing over and over without any deeper goal?

If you are genuinely into this vibe and want to mercilessly abuse your keyboard or mouse, instead of this basic version, it is much better to buy Timberman Vs. Why? Because the "Vs" version takes this simple mechanic and turns it into a powerful, party game that you can play locally or online with other people. Competing shoulder-to-shoulder with your friend on one screen, watching them sweat and make mistakes, provides infinitely more fun than mindlessly bashing a tree trunk entirely by yourself. The version with the "Vs" tag simply has way more content, modes, and purpose.

In conclusion, the classic Timberman is a cool relic for a literal five-minute session while sitting in a queue or waiting for another game to download, but as a standalone title, it quickly becomes a monotonous clicker. If you want real fun and dynamic battles, skip the base game and go straight for the "Vs" version.

My rating: 5/10

Rąbając drewno zajebałem omyłkowo w kaloryfer powodując pożar w domu.
Ale to nic nie zmieniło że sąsiad obok zajebał matce drukarką

It can be boring after some time but it's still fun. The price is worth the product.

super gra polecam dla osób które chcą pograc w cos co zadowoli ich w czasie wielkiego postu

Timberman wygląda jak niewinna gierka, a w praktyce to brutalny test refleksu. Lewo, prawo, lewo… jeb, gałąź w twarz i koniec rundy.
Zero litości, zero wyjaśnień tylko ty, drzewo i twoje zbyt wolne palce.
Ocena: 10/10 proste, szybkie i wkurwiająco uzależniające.

moj syn po tym jak zagral w ta gre zaczal ciac drzwo za domem i po tym jak przecial to drzewo to spadlo na dom. Nie polecam

I like this game because it's addictive and not long. I recommend it.