SUPER DISTRO
CONQUER THE BATTLEFIELD WITH SUPER-POWERED ABILITIES AND THE SKILL OF YOUR HOARDING!
“SUPER DISTRO” is a hard-as-nails (Seriously, Who comes up with these idioms?) 2D platformer in the style of retro games such as Megaman, Super Mario Bros 2: The Lost Levels and other such rage-inducing classics. Taking “Difficult gameplay” to a whole new level – SUPER DISTRO is not for the faint-of-heart. You will die again and again. The weak need not apply – Only those who are determined to overcome impossible odds will find victory here and those are the rules of the land in SUPER DISTRO.
In the words of a certain sour-tasting character from a popular television show: “We’ve have it all!”
“SUPER DISTRO” is hopefully unlike anything you’ve ever played before (We promise that’s a good thing!) – Taking familiar staples of excellent games of yesteryear and throwing bucketloads of creativity and innovation (And wall-punching difficulty!) on top; You’ll be delighted with the result! Everything has been loving handcrafted by a single guy (With a little help from his friends!) to make sure SUPER DISTRO a stupidly enjoyable, Yet rage-inducing experience.
Game Discussion
Steam User 0
too easy to beat 10/10
Steam User 2
Steam User 1
I am 32 years old.
My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old.
When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing.
Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side.
With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.
After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like.
Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends.
Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together.
Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.
Thank you.