Slavistan

A basic casual game with some surprising mechanics
What this game is: A casual action game full of basic clichés where the main protagonist (you) is trying to act like a «real» slav, hence the name of the game.
How does it work? You are basically presented with three different games in one. Passed the main screen, where you have to select either "Russia", "Balkan", or "Poland", you end up in a minigame here you have to do some stuff to survive. In "Russia" you have to survive as long as possible by drinking vodka, getting some speed and protection buff, which will help you survive a bear and an emptying red star. In "Balkan" you have tu survive a bar brawl where some alcohol bottles will help heal you and you own brawling instinct (basically swinging your arm) will help you beat-up or kill opponents. In "Poland" you have to survive your own perilous equilibrium while trying to drink as many bottles of alcohol as possible. Using WASD keys to move, and your mouse, you will play basically against yourself, trying to get the best score you can.
How does it perform? Controls are not the best and are quite fudgy. Graphics are quite basic and, frankly, the music is ennoying. Past these negatives, the game is actually quite difficult to master. For instance, I dare anyone to keep a balanced equilibrium and keep at it for 10 minutes in "Poland" while drinking. When you try it, you will see. Lots of training required.
The good points: Simple game to understand, but challenging to play. It takes less than 20 MB on your HD and can be played on a 10 years old PC. The game may have value to offer to anyone interested in this type of entertainment. The game has Steam Trading Cards and is playable on the Steam Deck.
The bad points: The game has fudgy controls and a lot of randomness. The Tutorial of sort for each minigame is more than basic, and the first two minutes will be spent in confusion until you get the hang of it. Graphics are basic. Sound/music is/are ennoying for me. Some people might get ennoyed at the easy clichés found in this game, but it has obviously been done on purpose by the devs.
My take on this: Surprisingly, this is not a bad game. In spite of its basic graphics and the bad controls, it has value to offer and if you buy it when heavily discounted, you will get your money's worth out of it (unless you do not find any entertainement value out of it). Buy it only if heavily discounted.

Steam User 2

Reviewed last year

The game's retarded. You'll go through entire content within 10 minutes of gameplay, the rest is pure banter.
Still it's a decent addition to remind yourself of your true slavic gopnik origins.
Steam User 1

Reviewed last year

A basic casual game with some surprising mechanics
What this game is: A casual action game full of basic clichés where the main protagonist (you) is trying to act like a «real» slav, hence the name of the game.
How does it work? You are basically presented with three different games in one. Passed the main screen, where you have to select either "Russia", "Balkan", or "Poland", you end up in a minigame here you have to do some stuff to survive. In "Russia" you have to survive as long as possible by drinking vodka, getting some speed and protection buff, which will help you survive a bear and an emptying red star. In "Balkan" you have tu survive a bar brawl where some alcohol bottles will help heal you and you own brawling instinct (basically swinging your arm) will help you beat-up or kill opponents. In "Poland" you have to survive your own perilous equilibrium while trying to drink as many bottles of alcohol as possible. Using WASD keys to move, and your mouse, you will play basically against yourself, trying to get the best score you can.
How does it perform? Controls are not the best and are quite fudgy. Graphics are quite basic and, frankly, the music is ennoying. Past these negatives, the game is actually quite difficult to master. For instance, I dare anyone to keep a balanced equilibrium and keep at it for 10 minutes in "Poland" while drinking. When you try it, you will see. Lots of training required.
The good points: Simple game to understand, but challenging to play. It takes less than 20 MB on your HD and can be played on a 10 years old PC. The game may have value to offer to anyone interested in this type of entertainment. The game has Steam Trading Cards and is playable on the Steam Deck.
The bad points: The game has fudgy controls and a lot of randomness. The Tutorial of sort for each minigame is more than basic, and the first two minutes will be spent in confusion until you get the hang of it. Graphics are basic. Sound/music is/are ennoying for me. Some people might get ennoyed at the easy clichés found in this game, but it has obviously been done on purpose by the devs.
My take on this: Surprisingly, this is not a bad game. In spite of its basic graphics and the bad controls, it has value to offer and if you buy it when heavily discounted, you will get your money's worth out of it (unless you do not find any entertainement value out of it). Buy it only if heavily discounted.
Steam User 6

Reviewed last year

Simple, silly, and can be fun just for quick laughs. However, only get this on sale.
Steam User 1

Reviewed last year

It's just fucking awesome!
Mayhem in the pub! Follow the club with your brothers! Dance the bear!
Show bluat' to everyone what color you are!
In this game you will find 3 unpretentious time killers, clinging to their redneck entourage and challenging your finger dexterity
Steam User 4

Reviewed 01.2024

Certified Boris Classic
Steam User 1

Reviewed last year

Cheeki Breeki game i aprove
Steam User 1

Reviewed last year

Glory to the slavs!

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