Shoppe Keep

I don't know if it's clear from my hours, but I do enjoy this game. Mostly because I enjoy a game that I can pick up for an hour or two, zone out a bit, and put it down again. Which is what this game is best at, if you're expecting something with substance and story, this won't be the game for you.

The game is filled with tutorials for easy playing, and anything that's unclear, is super easy to find online. While it's repetitive, the game never hides that from you and I feel that's kind of the point. You're not an adventurer, or a hero, you're just a shopkeeper. Your life will be the casual day to day, selling products, (and zapping thieves.)

If anything, I find the achievements difficult due to the sheer scale needed (Killing 1000 thieves, 100 barbarians, playing a whole year, etc). My second issue (That I find more funny then upsetting,) ist when Barbarians attack, all the brave heroes, with armour and weapons, flee for their lives. Leaving you alone to deal with the attack. I just find it odd that you, the humble shopkeep, are expected to fight the barbaric army.

I def recommend, it's bare bones, but it's entertaining, and the 'bare bones' style works well for what the game is.

Great game It's a bunch of fun. Well worth the price tag for the hours you'll be entertained. If you like running a shop or management/tycoon games you'll like this one. Everything is explained with short concise written tutorials and I find it to be fun despite the slight repetitiveness. Getting the helper robot is probably a good thing to do early to keep yourself from getting bored of stocking. 7.8/10

very fun and chill game to play whenever you're bored and don't know what to play

it was a very good game in its hype time i miss it and im gonna play it again if it aint to diffrent from before

While the game seems rather unfinished, what is here is still quite fun, it has a good gameplay loop with a charming style.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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i think its a very good chill game better then shoppe keep 2