Serious Sam 3: BFE

Do I recommend Serious Sam 3? Does a bear ♥♥♥♥ in the woods with a rocket launcher and minigun? No. But Serious Sam does. Sam 3 takes the SS formula and adds things like more enemies and more graphics and stuff. Also the workshop and mod scene are A+. If you don't own this you better not be on my Steam friends list.

it's a fun game , various guns that are well balanced and each work their best for specific situations and enemies , it's fast paced , no health regen yet fairly balanced gameplay.
the main downside is the level design tend to be boring , lot's of large waves of enemies put in big empty and flat maps only get interrupted once in a while with indoor and dark scenes , you don't get to see much else then sad and bland brown and grey background which is either sands or old buildings that are crumbling away.
the graphics are detailed and the characters and enemies design is nice , it's yet simply lack in term of variety.
it's worth playing but mostly in small burst.

A lot of testostrone on this one

Great game, sick gamplay that just fulfill the need to shoot whatever is coming your way
if you like the kind of games that just give you a gun and start kill monsters then this is for you.

Furthermore, the game has really sick lines that mix up really well with the entire theme along side music.
Not gonna lie there were some bugs and issues (for the most part you just start from last checkpoint to get it fixed)


"you can be as crazy as you want, but once you try to kill me I'm gonna stop calling"

I've seen some people saying that Serious Sam 3 is a boring FPS game because it is just all about defeating waves of hordes. Come on, bros. That is the best selling point of this game. Serious Sam is a place where you can take a full rest from a long day of work. What you need to do here is just grab some beer, and enjoy killing numerous enemies.
In this game, you have only one task: shooting whatever that can move. If it moves, you kill it, that's all about this game. If you are expecting something that is more profound or requires you to use more brain, you'd better go somewhere else.
So, if you play Serious Sam and expect the series to be profound or contain deep narrative, you are literally in the wrong place because you did not do your homework about the game well before playing it.

If you player Serious Sam 1 & 2 back in the days, it is probably a good idea to pick this one up whenever it is on rebate. However, I can't say that the game is very good, not in 2024 at least.

1- It gets repetitive quickly. Les than 25 different enemy types, counting bosses, and with the DLCs. No power-up or skill tree. Just a secondary function with some weapons, that's it. It's as simple as it gets, really.
2- Level design is... barely average overall. There are secrets rooms but you probably won't bother finding everything.
3- Some of the fights are tedious a bit. I regret playing this on a harder difficulty setting.

My recommendation is to play normal difficulty and zip through. It's not worth putting much efforts. There isn't much of a story anyways. The humour makes it more tolerable or it would just be boring.

But for 10$ including DLCs... I really can't complain. It's not a bad game, it just feels dated by modern standards.

Easily the weakest of the mainline Sam games

but its still a serious sam game

so its still pretty high up on the shelf of blistering intense high octane FPS games

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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