Saints Row: The Third
Years after taking Stilwater for their own, the Third Street Saints have evolved from street gang to household brand name, with Saints sneakers, Saints energy drinks and Johnny Gat bobble head dolls all available at a store near you. The Saints are kings of Stilwater, but their celebrity status has not gone unnoticed. The Syndicate, a legendary criminal fraternity with pawns in play all over the globe, has turned its eye on the Saints and demands tribute. Refusing to kneel to the Syndicate, you take the fight to Steelport, a once-proud metropolis reduced to a struggling city of sin under Syndicate control. Take a tank skydiving, call in a satellite-targeted airstrike on a Mexican wrestling gang, and defend yourself against a highly-trained military force using only a sex toy in the most out- landish gameplay scenarios ever seen, igniting a city-wide war that will set Steelport on fire. Strap it on.
Game Discussion
Steam User 24
It's a very nice game for fans of GTA. In fact I would argue it has more content than GTA. It is also more 'silly', less realistic.
I think that for its price it's a game worth to try.
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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Steam User 11
Excellent game, I've never enjoyed a game so much, very good graphics, considering that the game was released in 2011 very interesting characters and good humor, I didn't think I would spend a lot of time on this game but I was wrong you can finish the game in less than 10 hours, and for all the rest like side missions and tasks much more than that, the only complaint is a lot of bugs but other than that it's great and fun, huge recommendations for such a masterpiece, it's really worth the price but if you get it at a discount you can't go wrong, you can even play the final mission twice to see both outcomes kudos to the developers, for me a solid 9/10!
Steam User 11
One of my favorite games of any genre. Fun for fun's sake.
Pro-tip: Don't skip the satchel charge weapon. I have probably spent 20 hours finding new ways to use those sticky menaces—my favorite being sticking them to the elderly and tossing those grannies into traffic. Behold, the gran-ade!
Steam User 10
The perfect amount of absurd realism. Just fun to play over and over again.
Steam User 8
Saints Row The Third is pure, chaotic fun. It doesn’t take itself seriously for a second, and that’s what makes it so great. wild weapons, and over-the-top moments that somehow keep topping each other. It’s goofy, loud, and completely unhinged but in the best way possible. If you’re just looking to mess around and have a blast, this game delivers big time.
Steam User 17
Playing Saints Row: The Third feels like a chaotic daydream where you're gently encouraged to embrace absurdity and simply go with the flow.
In this open-world, third-person adventure, you guide your created character through Steelport, a city controlled by rival gangs known as the Syndicate. If you're used to previous Saints Row games, you'll easily be familiar with these roles in the game.
Your main mission? Help resurrect the Third Street Saints. Along the way, you'll complete wacky main story missions and utilize a wide array of weapons, specialized vehicles, and much more.
Outside the story, you can navigate a delightful mix of side activities like insurance fraud or even guardian angels.
All strangely inventive ways to gain money and respect.
Overall, Saints Row: The Third isn't about polish or precision. It's about embracing an explosion of color, humor, and unexpected moments, all wrapped up in a surprisingly smooth, modern action movie.
The game is also (half) playable with a VR Mod:
Steam User 10
still better character and vehicle customization than any gta game
and it has wrestling move executions you can spam on innocent civilians. can u do that in gta? nope