Red Dead Redemption 2

A perfect game for some hardcore chilling. You sit down, play poker, lose all your money. Grab a revolver, shoot everyone, loot the money back. 10/10.

Red Dead Redemption 2 is an absolute masterpiece from the story line to the visuals.
Arthur Morgan is one of the most beautifully written characters of all time.

In my sobriety, I anticipated that Red Dead II would be a venerable successor to its predecessor, a game which would allure aspiring horse enthusiasts, with a penchant for gazing diligently at the bodily anatomy of mares and stallions alike. Albeit, it was not to be, for while Red Dead once exonerated the cultural practices of the Irish, featuring a manic Irish man, cupping the testicles of a stallion in the palm of one hand, whilst vigorously caressing his phallus in the other, this waning spawn of its precursors loins features nowt but rambling suffragettes, roving bands of cutthroats and the withering vestiges of the game developer's desire to live, that now lay forlorn and scattered across the plains of this realm.
The premise of scandalous trysts with mares, brawls with towering women, rippling with cords of muscle and emulating the life of a cunning outlaw is a facade, a guilefully crafted illusion, designed to entice players to purchase Red Dead II, only for them to soon grimly comprehend that they have been duped. I was one of these unfortunate saps who after trekking for hours among the marshes and bogs of a backwater province, finally reached the epiphany that what I had embarked not upon a game revolving around western cutthroats and brigandry, but instead a tedious trudging simulator, one that would gradually sully the bridle and tear at my once pristine garments and boskin boots.
There was but one consolation I had, a slither of bliss, that enlivened the otherwise senseless and agonizingly leisurely and bovine ventures throughout the inexplicably immense wildernesses. To elaborate, what verily ignited my passion was the tale of how Arthur, Dutch and the rest of their criminal syndicate, despite being murderers, the bane of paupers and ruffians of the lowest calibre, had altruistically decided not to partake in the maleficent and grievous activity of racism and sexism. Forsooth, Arthur himself can boldly proclaim himself to be not only the paragon of equal rights, but also the personal chauffeur for belligerent, screeching suffragettes.
And who could omit the wholly uncontrived and delightful Lenny quest, where Arthur and his amicable Stygian thrall, Lenny, capriciously sauntered about the Valentine saloon, engaging in ludicrous shenanigans, which elicited immense amounts of felicity amongst the lobotomized hordes, who prowl around Reddit's most banal, creatively bereft caverns. In sooth, this game is a wholeheartedly enlightening bastion of fairness, tolerance and affability to all, traits which were indisputably prevalent throughout the 20th century, and paint a stark contrast its predecessor, which inexplicably features nowt but tension and senseless conflicts amongst the masses.

The best advice I can give you to achieve the best experience is to avoid rushing through it, at least for the first time.. explore the world of Red Dead Redemption 2 as much as you can and interact with the life happening around you.. Give it time and let the game introduce itself to you, every detail will going to worth it and in three words: enjoy the adventure

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☑ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

Red Dead Redemption 2 is one of those games that stays with you long after you've finished playing. It is, quite literally, unforgettable. The world feels alive, with gorgeous landscapes that make you want to explore every corner, none of which disappointing. Every character feels real, and every moment, big or small, leaves a lasting impact. It's a game that pulls you in with its beauty, but keeps you with its deep, emotional storytelling. Arthur Morgan’s journey is beautifully written, and to me, nothing can compare.
It's 100% worth the price, and on sale it's a steal. Get it if you can, you will not be disappointed ♡

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10