Rectangle Guy
Rectangle Guy embarks on an epic adventure across the world to achieve… um… what exactly? To be honest, I’m not entirely sure. But you can find out by playing the game!
Who is Rectangle Guy?
Rectangle Guy is the protagonist of Rectangle Guy. He’s got pristine fashion sense, a… unique sense of humor and is an all around great guy. You’ll get pretty familiar with him over the course of the game and may even learn of unexpected stuff about him, if you know where to look.
A silly little game overview
Rectangle Guy is a simple platformer at its core. You run, you jump, you reach the end of the level, etc.. Rectangle Guy also comes equipped with a downwards dash ability. This allows him to greatly increase his horizontal and falling speed. While not exactly necessary to beat the game, it opens up a bunch of new ways to tackle levels.
Yeah but like what’s some cool other info?
There’s boss fights at the end of each world!
Levels in each world can be played in any order!
Yogurt improves skin health (this one has nothing to do with the game, it’s just some cool info)!
游戏讨论
Steam User 7
"It's literally the target demographic" - the dev
Before the ranking i HAVE to say. I own 2 copies of this game (i had one of the test builds). my husband played this game. my DOG played this game. If you're autistic, and you PROBABLY ARE, play this game.
I'm jsut bad at platformers, but this was the best like 5 hours i got to play before i couldnt get gud.
TL:DR Game dev is evul meanie uwu
- - -{Overall Score}- - -
a SOLID 7.5/10
---{Graphics}---
⬯ You forget what reality is
⬯ Beautiful
⬮ Good
⬯ Decent
⬯ Bad
⬯ Don‘t look too long at it
⬯ Paint.exe
---{Gameplay}---
⬯ Very good
⬯ Good
⬮ It‘s just gameplay
⬯ Mehh
⬯ Starring at walls is better
⬯ Just don‘t
---{Audio}---
⬯ Eargasm
⬮ Very good
⬯ Good
⬯ Not too bad
⬯ Bad
⬯ Earrape
---{PC Requirements}---
⬮ Check if you can run paint
⬯ Potato
⬯ Decent
⬯ Fast
⬯ Rich boiiiiii
⬯ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{Difficulty}---
⬯ Just press "Q"
⬯ Easy
⬯ Significant brain usage
⬮ Easy to learn / Hard to master
⬯ Difficult
⬯ Dark Souls
---{Grind}---
⬯ Nothing to grind
⬮ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks or achievements
⬯ Isn't necessary to progress
⬯ Average grind level
⬯ Too much grind
⬯ You‘ll need a second live for grinding
---{Story}---
⬯ Story?
⬯ Text or Audio floating around
⬮ Average
⬯ Good
⬯ Lovely
⬯ It‘ll replace your life
---{Game Time}---
⬯ Long enough for a cup of coffee
⬯ 1 to 10 hours
⬮ 11 to 30 hours
⬯ 31 to 200 hours
⬯ To infinity and beyond
---{Price}---
⬯ It’s free!
⬮ Worth the price
⬯ If u have some spare money left
⬯ Not recommended
⬯ You could also just burn your money
---{Bugs}---
⬮ Never heard of
⬯ Minor bugs
⬯ Can get annoying
⬯ Assassin's Creed Unity
⬯ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
In a serious note, I do really love this game. The dev is pretty cool and I'm acutally sitting beside em, writing this down with blood from a my arm and a pencil. Don't forget me when you're famous kiddo.