Pirates: Golden tits: Chapter 1

This game is currently in early release and this review is for version 20-10. As an early release there is no guarantee that the game will ever change from its current state.
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Recommend
✔Yes, at list price, on sale, or part of a bundle
Acts
Oral✔, Anal✔, Vaginal✔, Feet✔, Breast✔, Solo Female✔, Group✔, Rape* / non-Consensual
Censorship?
No
Hours of Gameplay
Eight to ten hours
Difficulty
Normal
Graphics
Beautiful
Animation
Stills - Light Animation - Animated (a little bit of everything)
Audio
Music and sound effects
Art Style
Cartoon
Bugs
A few here and there
Replayability
Once is Enough - Only to get the Achievements
Multiple Monitors
Stays up, audio active, when not in game. Cursor not locked to window.
Overall Rating
Very Good
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Synopsis
Pirates: Golden Tits - Chapter 1 is a RenPy adventure game.
Story
You, name customizable, rescue your childhood friend Jaina, since a couple of corpses are involved you decide that it might be best to acquire the ship of a pirate you heard talking in the tavern. And so begins your life of piracy on the high seas.
Gameplay
You start off by entering the name of your character. The main character is male, no female option. You are given the option to start at different places in the game. It is recommended that you start with The Prologue, but the choice is yours. There is also additional content, Halloween and Christmas events, that you will not encounter during the course of the game.
There are 52 different quests to complete at this time. There are multiple mini games, fishing, hunting, sea battles, cooking, card battles, and so on. As you complete the quests more of the world opens up. The interactive scene mini game can go away as it doesn't add anything and there is currently a skip button.
As your progress through the game additional women will join your crew.
I experienced a few glitches during the game, like my ship would get stuck on a direction in the sea battles, it seemed to have something to do with going off the edge of the screen. There are quite a few name mismatches, where a person is called one thing in one place and a similar name in another, like Rosa and Rose or Mary and Maria. Nothing that really breaks the game, but they can be annoying.
The Gallery
There are currently 43 scenes to unlock, this includes the holiday scenes.
Final Verdict
This is a fine point and click adventure game with plenty of scenes and a decent story.
System Specs
Intel i7-8086K Coffee Lake 6-Core 4.00GHz CPU
Crucial Ballistix Sport AT 2666 MHz DDR4 RAM (16GB x 2)
ASUS GeForce RTX 2080 Overclocked 8G GDDR6
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*Rape, for the purposes of this review is a non-consensual or coerced act. It doesn't matter if she gets into after you start. In the real world these actions may result in jail time.

A good game to relax for a couple of evenings and test your hand speed ^^

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Played about a half hour and chose to quit the game when my ship kept getting destroyed in the first battle of the game. There is little explanation about how to navigate the battle and aim correctly to do any damage to the other ship. While you're trying to figure that out, you get destroyed because they hit you with every shot. This needs an auto-battle setting or something less a pain in the ass. If your ships move too far to the bottom of the screen, you end up pressing buttons on the little movement on-screen keyboard there. It's a silly layout that needs a lot of work. It could be fun to fight if this were cleaned up and made a bit easier. For an AVN, focus should be less on gaming skill and more about decisions.
The story is a little strangely worded also. Some misspelled words here and there. Reading the script begins to feel a bit disjointed. I don't really understand exactly what happened during the prologue, I was confused about the "sea devil" (parrot). The only thing I could come up with is he saved you from dying by hanging. But it really is never all that clear.
The game has a nice interface and sound effects. I liked how it had some animation on paper at the beginning of the prologue. This looks like it was made using Renpy, not sure what was used for the artwork but the artwork is also nice (cartoon like but that's fine).
It needs some work on the wording (too confusing... like badly retold in English). And that battle element definitely needs work. I'll try again tomorrow to get through that, but a visual novel like this shouldn't have me stuck on something like that. This still being in early development, there is plenty of time to clean it up. But Dev, please work on that battle sequence for sure. It would be a cool feature if it weren't such an annoying chore to get passed it.
I still recommend this game because I think it has promise.

Good fun game with a bit of repetitive gameplay and an interesting graphic style.

Pirates: Golden tits: Chapter 1
An Intimate Experience Across The Seven Seas
When I first saw this game’s Steam Store Page, I thought that I finally found a non-VN NSFW game to play. Unfortunately, I was partially right. You see, this game is a VN mixed with other elements which I will explain in the later sections.
The thing that troubles me the most is the game’s title. It’s “Pirates: Golden tits: Chapter 1”. I don’t know how to explain it but it’s really unattractive. The first letter in “tits” is not capitalized which hurts my Ocd. It would be cool if they renamed it to “Pirates: Golden Tits”. I feel that “Chapter 1” is unnecessary since it becomes quite evident when they release the next part. They can at least include that in the description instead of the title.
Note: At the time of this review, the game is still in Early Access. This means that this review can become outdated real quick as they might fix the existing issues while adding/removing content. They legit have a list of content they want to add to the game on its store page. I am glad that the developers are very ambitious!
About This Game
Storyline
Since this is a VN, the plot is a major factor that affects the game quality. In my opinion, this plot isn’t anything special. It feels very… Uhm…normal? I am saying this since several games in this genre have very similar plots. Yes, they did go for a Pirate theme with a bit of action and other stuff but the base intimate aspects are very generic. The main character is a huge pervert, there’s non-consensual sex, etc. But here is a synopsis of the overall storyline without any spoilers:
You play as a male (you have the freedom of naming your character) who stumbles upon his childhood friend, Jaina, who is on the verge of getting r*p*d by two guys. Being the hero you think you are, you save her. Since your actions resulted in the death of those two bastards, you two decide to run away and hijack a ship. This is where your life as a pirate commences.
For the fetishes that the game covers, I’d rather not list them here. If you actually want to know them, head over to the game’s Steam Store page as they listed them in its description. There are 15 of them excluding Cuckold which is optional.
I don’t think this game has multiple endings. But they are planning on making the overall plot “Complicated and Non-linear”. This will make the overall gameplay experience a bit more interesting.
Gameplay Mechanics
This is where the game excels better than the other usual indie NSFW VNs. Along with the basic VN mechanics that allow you to progress through the scenes, view previous ones, and save your progress, this game features a lot of mini-games, currency, upgrades, etc. They are planning on adding even more content. This is a huge pro since this makes the overall gameplay experience feel a bit more dynamic as you get to experience something else apart from the usual clicking to go to the next scene shit.
I did experience a few bugs, mainly in the mini-game segment. I am not a big fan of the ship fighting game as it’s oddly difficult for me. What’s worse is that the keyboard controls weren’t working for me. I was also not able to know when I could shoot and stuff. It was just weird to play that mini-game in particular. I hope they make it better since I had to replay it so many times. I ended up restarting the game and using the “Cheat” option which allows you to skip such mini-games.
Visuals & Audio
I have mixed feelings about how the game looks. I do like the cartoon art style as it’s something different from the usual 3d renders. But IDK how to explain why I dislike it as I just feel that it’s way more goofy-looking than it’s supposed to be. It might be intentional but personally, I didn’t enjoy it a lot. The mini-games look decent although it’s pretty evident that they didn’t put a lot of effort into the visuals for them. All-in-all, I’d say that the visuals are decent.
As usual, the aural aspect is not very good and I recommend muting the in-game music so that you can listen to your own music through your preferred streaming platform. But I do recommend keeping the sound effects’ volume up since it gives the game a bit more immersion, just a teeny weeny bit more.
Pros
Pirate-themed NSFW storyline.
The cartoony artstyle is decent.
The game has a lot of mini-games & other elements which makes the overall gameplay experience a bit more diverse.
The developers promise to deliver a lot more content in the upcoming updates.
Cons
The game is buggy. It’s probably because it’s still in early access. They’ll surely address these issues.
Conclusion
This title surely succeeded in giving me a unique gameplay experience. It stands out amongst other games in the same genre. I do recommend it since it is also priced very low. I feel that the price is fair. I hope they release the promised content as soon as possible!
Reviewer: Midplayz
Oooooooooo who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Rating: 7/10
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Probably one of the best if not the best pirate games out there