Para Ark

Actually very addictive game, I came to see anime tiddies and stayed for the strategy and micro managing.
I got the demo, got 6 hours in, decided to buy the game and binged the entire game in 9 hours. Then spent another 3 hours cleaning up some things I missed.
Yeah there's a couple of gripes I have with it though. I challenged myself to a no pregnancy run, only relying on the npcs that are gifted to you. So I finished my playthrough with no mating at all, but towards the end of the game she brags about mating with loads of different creatures.
Not in my playthrough you didn't!
So after clearing the game I decided to collect all the girls I missed out on, but there's this god awful stretching animation that looks like a scab on her stomach/breasts getting bigger. I hate it, and was looking everywhere for a setting to turn it off. There's a setting for everything else: No futa, no breast preg, no counter sex! But not one to turn off the vomit inducing stretching animations. Also! It's every time! Every pregnancy has the same gross stretching animations.
Apart from that pretty good, a lot of references to other works that are really well pulled off and not too on the nose, until the aliens reference at the end of the game where he started dropping lines from the movies.
That's the line, the samus aran references, perfect. The azur lane reference, perfect. The aliens reference, waaay to on the nose. Also *Spoiler!* the dark sasha storyline goes no where in the end. As a big dark samus fan it was a bit of a let down.
And would it have killed you to add the same animation level from the entire game to the post game fan service scene when you break the computer? It's just shakey cam and still images.
Other than that! Great game, There's a nice trio of systems between actual progression, resource gathering and ship upgrades. Everytime I'd unlock a new galaxy I'd think to myself "I can't wait to see the new crafting recipes so I can upgrade my miners" and everytime I got resources from my miners I'd say "I can't wait to use these resources to upgrade my ships weapons" And everytime I'd upgrade my ships weapons I'd say "I can't wait to use these goddess juices to make my characters op so I can progress the story quicker"

7/10 This game is like so epic. IF you can get over it's issues. If the game felt more accessible then I'd probably rate it higher because I definitely got my money's worth. I was surprised when you actually have to take care of so many different parts while timing attacks on the enemy. It sorta doesn't feel like one of those rpg maker games at times. The art and scenes are nice but it's more of a bonus. There's a lot of grinding you gotta get through. You have to be the type who enjoys a grind and is ok with progression being kinda bad. You might just end up stuck if you don't realize what you need to do. Even if you do, you sometimes just run around until your resource generators are ready to harvest. The game kinda just has all these things available for you to do and go to. But you have to figure out exactly how to do things. Definitely the most tame game from this developer but still has a lot of fetish variety.
I do think it's a bit odd how a lot of crafting recipes cost way too many resources when you can just easily sell those resources and buy way more. Also, so many of the recipes are unlocked late/post game even though it's basic stuff like a resource generator. The stores are your best friends.
It has potential for a lot of post game gameplay. (what a strange sentence) but you aren't going to want to replay it ever because again... the progression is pretty bad. Whether it's crafting unlocks or just what the store gives you access to. Point is that sometimes it feels a bit stupid you get access to things way too late for them to matter. And they would've helped make the progress a lot smother if they were available.

ALERTA DE EREÇÃO
Cara se você chegou aqui um conselho, para enquanto ainda é tempo. quero que você entenda o céu é o limite, mas isso aqui já é o começo do abismo, uma queda sem volta mesmo. se você não é um depravado ainda esse é só 1 dos passos pra cair na pegadinha. O jogo é meio bugado mas ele ainda te pesca por mais embaçado que seja, você vai ser comido e não no sentido literal, digo no sentido católico da palavra mesmo, insetos tem p&nis, larvas tem P&nis, uma bola branca flutuante tem p&nis e quando menos esperar até a porra da sua prota vai ter o caralho de um p&nis, do nada você vai ser enrabado por um cavalo e quando for parir a sua filha vai ter um PNIS e eu n to zoando man.
a ideia do jogo é essa tudo aqui vai te usar igual aquela cueca q todo cara tem desde a infância mas enquanto ela n tiver furada até o talo n vamos comprar outra, chega num ponto que você questiona mesmo sua sanidade por ta jogando essa caralha mas se você já tem gostos completamente duvidosos pra pornografia é daqui pra pior mesmo.
não se pergunte o motivo do jogo se passar no c@r@lho do espaço, não se pergunte porque você apaga o fogo enquanto se msturb@, n me venha mandar msg pra falar que literalmente encontrou uma mina gigante como inimiga enquanto tava pilotando e teve que enfiar a nave dentro dela como consolo, eu não tenho resposta pra essa mrda. mas digo o seguinte, independente disso esse jogo vai recomendar outros tão depravados quanto e não adianta mesmo seus gostos vão ficar bizarros, se prepare pra abrir o nhentai e pesquisar qualquer hentai do tiba-santi ou algo pior(sim, pra piorar ainda falta muito e eu já to perdendo as esperanças de fugir dessa brincadeira gostosa)
em resumo passe longe disso man, veja meu review positivo como sinal de causa perdida, a qualidade é zoada e o cara tem outros jogos aqui na loja e eu sei que vou acabar comprando essas mrd@s infelizmente. toda semana eu tenho uma recomendação de alguma novidade semelhante, mas um detalhe alguns a qualidade melhora e isso é péssimo porque sei que minha carteira vai cometer suicídio.
vá embora daqui amigo e não olhe pra trás, salve sua sanidade, salve seu bumbum e principalmente se salve de explicar essa merda pra sua família, nem sua namorada vai te ver com os mesmos olhos e qualquer desejo que antes ela tinha de apimentar a relação vai mandar pro krl por conta do medo de você ter um pior do que o dela(é possível pra krl pra krl mesmo).
agora pra quem já ta no mesmo barco
10/10
o lag você resolve tacando na tela full e tem um guia dizendo onde você arruma um pnis pra sua char la pelos confins da comunidade.
se quiser me add pra falar sobre isso pode ir tomar no seu furebis, o ultimo cara começou com uns papos estranhos querendo se msturbr pro meu pé (se estiver lendo isso SEFODACOMFORÇA HLONELY)
uma boa noite e um beijo no toba
OBS: capaz de em algum momento você encontrar a famigerada galera que curte traps e tem umas ideias diferenciadas sobre a Tailândia. vai fundo, oque rola na Tailândia fica na Tailândia (é serio dificilmente vai achar alguém que fala português então seu segredo vai pro tumulo, ou melhor vão afundar algo no seu tumulo)
é só isso boa sorte

Not a bad turn based h game. Pictures of the enemies are lame as hells, same with the animations box (not the animations themselves). To bland. Needs more color. Also the camera shake during the h scenes is freakin annoying (makes my head shake.. cut back on the flashings and shakes with these games i say..). Other then that..cool beans, plenty to do ingame.

it's frustrating early game to try and build the parasite removal kit, otherwise it's been fun

The resource gathering in Para Ark 1 was a bit annoying but the sex attacks were fun. Thankfully, this was fixed in Para Ark 2. The character bloat of companions was a bit overwhelming for me as I struggled to remember anyone's names but they all had cool and unique artwork.

Overall, would say this is a great STHodDogGame. If you played his other games, you will definitely enjoy this one. Plenty of sex scenes with SO MANY different types of monsters all with unique animations. The planets were fun to explore and gather resources. And the fights were challenging while not going to far to being annoying. And for those who want to avoid the fights, the search patterns of enemies are easy enough to dodge. Though in terms of Steam games, would say this is an average porn game. The story was decent but lacked a lot of that personal struggle. For example, I could not figure out why Pangea Continent is struggling with resources as Freya was able to build a galactic supply logistics hub. Or why the Company is this big threat when they always seem to react to what the player is doing instead of being proactive. The game also suffered a bit from character bloat when there were so many characters it was difficult to remember any of the characters. Not helped when they do not interact much with each other or the main character Freya (with the rare exception of side quests).

pretty good game with some very sexy game mechanics and really like the art style of the game.