Pandamonia 潘德莫尼亚
Pandamonia was once a beautiful and rich place, where panda babies thrive. But with one day, the massive invasion of the real estates speculators destroyed the tranquility here. These bastards drove and slaughtered the aborigines here on the planet, forcing them to go nowhere. From now on, pick up the weapons in your hands and resist these arrogant and unreasonable aggressors! Slay them all! Tear their bodies apart into gibs and gores! Liberate this lovely homeland.
Game Features
1.Simple weapon system – switch your guns fast and easily.
2.Simple purchasing system – the arm Shop is mobile and multiple destructive weapon choices.
3.Funny Enemies and Boss – the enemies are funny-looking and ridiculous dressing.
4.Outstanding physical effects – fierce gunshot impacts, tear any types of enemies apart into pieces.
5.Funny Weapons – such as shit grenade, shit cannon etc…
6.Large amount of enemies to kill – almost thousand of enemies in every level game play for you to slay.
Game Discussion
Steam User 28
This game gets an easy Ten stars out of Five.
It's advanced graphical engine and gore proccessing capacity lets you rip and tear through enemies, just like the olden days of DOOM. It even gave me a 4k VR experience, however, my monitor is not 4K, and I don't own a headset. I can only assume the game is so powerful and so well crafted that it can access the Dark Magic of Azerath to improve my gaming experience.
However, even though it was the best time a human could ever have, and every nanosecond felt like a seperate or'gasm, I'm refunding the game. The heavy, dark themes the game carries have forever changed my psyche. I can no longer sleep, due to massive cases of insomnia. I can't help but cry every moment I think of the game, and that's always. Because I can never think of anything else, ever. That's how memorable this game is.
But, I'm also contacting President Donald J. Trump about this game, as it's ability to bring cases of uncontrollable joy and diarrhea has legitimate uses for bringing about a new era of World Peace. If a Homeless bum played this game, he'd reform himself, get a job, get off drugs, and buy an apartment to play this game. So imagine what would happen if we airdropped laptops with this game into Iraq, and all the soldiers became peaceful spontaneously.
Overall, it's not the best game ever made. It wasn't made, instead, it was born. It lives, and it thrives. People say we have never seen god with our own eyes, but I beg to differ. Because we've seen, Pandamonia.
Steam User 7
Game of the year 2019.
10/10 Story
10/10 Gameplay
10/10 Entertainment
You better buy this game before your fellow Panda friends experience the big sad.
Steam User 0
this is almost certainly one of the greatest experiences I've ever had
you see what started off as a drunk gift from my best friend turned out to be one of the most jaw-dropping, worldview expanding, cinematic experiences I've ever had the pleasure of being a part of
if i could say one thing, it would be this
fucking face corporation can go fuck itself
Steam User 0
This quirky little shoot 'em up will have you playing as a panda and fighting along side your panda brothers against the evil and funny looking real estates speculators. Hilarious and fun game-play.
Steam User 0
☑ Quick achievements
❎ Wait for Deep sale
❎ Achievements profile +1
☑ Worth the money
☑ Is it any good?
Playtime to 100% 30/60 Minutes
Easy for achievement hunters
Absolutely bonkers in a good way. Seeing the game you might think it will be a bad one but it's actually pretty fun to play. Survive waves of enemies and play some football between each wave. There is some awesome humor but also some dark/edgy humor. The Dev is planning to expand the game in September of this year. You can have a look at what's coming already in-game and it does look hella fun. Looking for a simple time waster with some fun on the side? Try this one, you might like it.
Steam User 2
While some may call Pandamonia Bootleg Serious Sam BFE, but I'll call it superior in every way possible. Pandamonia is a plot-heavy adventure game that focused around panda Pang Pang and his comrades defending their Communistic Utopia against alien capitalist criminal syndicate.
Plot:
In world of Pandamonia there's still a lot of pandas. To ensure their happy life, instead of staying on Earth they traveled the space to find a new place they can call "home". They worked hard, played a lot of football and finally, built their own little Utopia. They would've lived happily for a long time, but capitalistic pigs from criminal syndicate wanted to take everything away from pandas, making them pay for something they made themselves. Of course, our proud heroes won't submit that easily, they will struggle to the end, to make themselves victorious and prove once and for all, that communism can work.
In their journey they will face a lot of dangers such as: aliens, night elves, nazis and even The Thunder God. It won't be easy, but it must be done.
During pauses between battles, pandas will play football with corpses of their fallen enemies. But don't be a fool, it's still a job. By playing football with corpses, they make it easier to gather them up in one place and then use it as a source of meat.
Gameplay:
Full of famous Serious Sam chaos, but even more chaotic.
Summary:
I rate this game 11/10. I would've given it 12/10 if weapons of same class were any different in terms of effect & damage, 13/10 if I could play as a dark elf, 14/10 if I could play as a dark elf with customizable chest size.
For this price, game is must have.
Steam User 4
Under "More Like This" on the store page, Steam suggested Fallout 76. I disagree, this game doesn't have any bugs.