Little Nightmares

I piss my pants sometimes

Before I played Little Nightmares i had a small wee wee, no girlfriend no friends and absolutely no will to live. None of these things have changed, but the game is pretty good.

Credits are longer than game itself

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This isn't a little cute game. Be ready for everything...
Don't end up like "Georgie"...
This game is amazing in every way.
DLCs aren't a bonus, but a whole new story.
Don't skip them.
DLC 1 The depths: Fun and different from the base game.
DLC 2 The hideaway: Super fun, some nice mechanics, but IA and scripted stuff are a bit annoying.
DLC 3 The residence: Super fun, creepy and news mechanics. That ending...

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
----{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☑ buy!!!!!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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just want to eat sausage not that poor lil nome