Let’s Turn Pick-Up Beach to a Nudist Fucking Beach!
You are the owner of “Beach House”, a shop run on a pick-up beach.
Your goal is to change this pick-up beach into your dream nudist fucking beach where girls walk around topless and nude, and where anyone can do lewd things whenever they want to.
Spread rumors, ask your slutty fuck buddy to demonstrate plays, hold events, do lewd things yourself, and change the beach’s mood to make your dreams come true.
How to play
1 “Move” will be consumed when a pick-up or command is executed.
You will move on to the next turn if your “Move” reaches 0.
Depending on the situation, each parameter will change accordingly, and your money will increase.
Your goal is to reach 100% for the popularity of all plays.
Note
For Windows using languages other than Japanese, change the setting to Japanese by going to the control panel, select Region, and change it in the “Language for non-Unicode programs”.
Game Discussion
Steam User 1
a fun mind numbing strategy game. very direct. doesnt take long to finish. I wish there were other modes, or some kind of plot as well as the basic arcade mechanics, but honestly this is an average amount of fun for an okay price.
Steam User 4
A rather unique simulator/management game revolving around promoting sexual deeds on a beach until everyone's bangin'! By promoting certain actions, you boost the confidence in everyone's ability to partake in those actions. In particular, you'll find 6 girls that you can interact with, each with a varying backstory as to why they went to Pick-Up Beach in the first place, and eventually you can do lewd things to depending on what they believe is acceptable.
With 9 actions per woman with varying dialogue per (and voice acted), actions you can see and participate in on the game map, and a fully accessible gallery once you've maxed out everything in the game, there's a pretty good amount of content here. Granted, most of it is the same action with just a different character, but I found that the dialogue made it unique enough to be enjoyable in different ways.
The gameplay itself is fairly relaxed, easy to navigate, and I hadn't encountered many real issues. I found that the most optimal way to deal with anything was to work my hardest at keeping male arousal down while slowly upping female arousal just to cut down on the amount of... "unwanted interactions" that hurt my score.
It's difficult to justify grabbing the game at full price, but if you see it on a good sale and the premise seems interesting enough, I'd say it's worth a grab. Don't expect anything overly stimulating, but it's more enjoyable than what I was expecting to get out of it.
Steam User 0
Very fun and recommended. Easily worth $5-10. Forgot the price. Needs more animations and possibilities. Figuring out how to balance happiness and raise popularity is simple enough. PLZ add more content or sequel this shit lol
Steam User 47
At-a-Glance
(Adult) Content
(FxM) Sexual content.
Censorship?
Mosaic'd genitalia.
Hours of Gameplay
One hour.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.
Let's Turn Pick-Up Beach to a Nudist Beach! is a lewd clicker/resource-management game about converting your local beach into a "nudist beach"!
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Verdict
I have mixed feelings about this game. Let’s Turn Pick-Up Beach to a Nudist Beach! is a tedious game. Once you figure out how to play the game, completion is a matter of pressing the same few buttons again and again. Until you figure out how to beat the game, “male arousal” will ruin your day. Without spending the bulk of your profits into “sage juice”, you’ll progress will be consistently reset. Now that I know which buttons to press (and the correct order), I could probably beat this game in under thirty-minutes — that’s not a quality a ten-dollar title should have. The sexual content was great; I enjoyed the voice acting and borderline rapey animations. However, the invasive user-interface and censorship killed the experience. I understand if KISAMAMAKI SOFT is based outside of America, but Steam doesn’t have censorship restrictions. As an American, I expect my “nudists” free of mosaics! As long as you’re okay with blurred-out genitals, this is an alright game that’s worth picking up during a strong sale — maybe uh, half-off.
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Steam User 0
It's impossible to 100% the bored but hey. at least you got a Lewd Beach party c:
Steam User 11
Thanks to Japan, I can't even show my Steam library to my mother, anymore...
Or CAN I?
Steam User 6
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