Jurassic World Evolution

After years of playing JWE and JWE2, JWE is much more fun. If you are looking to buy one of them, this is it. JWE 2 is a grindfest and I miss Islands.

Jurassic world evolution is a nice lesson which teaches you that your beloved pet dilophosaurus named "Spit on that thang" will eventually die of old age.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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I rage quit.
The only other game to make me do this includes a slice of bread.
It’s all going well ‘til one thing bad happens then the whole park just eats itself.
Save often though, unlike genius girl here, and you’ll be fine.
It’s a charming title regardless.

This game is like reliving my childhood, when I loved watching Jurassic Park, playing with dinosaurs, reading books about them... and now I can play with them on PC, building the park and just watching them live on my screen, Playing through the all maps I realized it is normal for dinosaurs to sometimes break through fence and eat some guests. They will come back anyway, even if a month ago, Spinosaurus ate 100 people at the same spot, just pay some hush money to the families of deceased and it is business as usual. Well, it is basically building zoo with dinosaurs, so its gotta be good.

quite repetitive as a park builder-type game but it's still fun if you like dinosaurs (i definitely do). maxing out all of the missions and making your park 5stars actually feels pretty rewarding and there's incentive to do so.

the amount of people that have been eaten, crushed, smashed and thrown because of my not very smart actions would probably sum up to a population of a small country