How To Punish A Witch

At a Glance

(Adult) Content
(FxM) Sexual content.


Censorship
No. Woot! Woot!


Hours of Gameplay
One hour.


Modding Support?
No.


Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

How To Punish A Witch is a lewd dart game about a bullied kiddo becoming the bully kid. . . with the help of black magic and wieners. Hey, I like the sound of that combo.
Gameplay
There are no tutorial illustrations or levels to be seen. Most devs that can't be bothered to offer interactive tutorials at least provide a picture guide to help players. Thankfully, this is an easy game to pick up.
It's a basic dart game. You toss darts onto a spinning platform, and the idea is to only hit empty spaces.
Story
Before the game begins, you must enter a name. I opted for the name that was provided, Alderman. It is unclear what gender the protagonist is from the get-go. This is a common mistake for adult-games that ask for a name. It's generally safe to assume a male gender.
Krystianna isn't fond of Alderman, for reasons unknown. He wants to extract revenge on her, for uh, reasons. In this world, magic exists, and it is taught in "magic schools". Magic users hide in society, keeping their powers a secret from the general public. From the Soul Bar they discuss their secrets with other wizards, and (I later found out) that the events of this game take place in the Soul Bar. Alderman was hecka bullied in school, and that's the reason he wants to punish Krystianna, among others.
His idea of "punishment" involves the forceful insertation of his phallic friend into his lady "friends". Fair warning.
Visuals
The titlescreen is promising, it reminded me of what one would expect in an arcade. I was disappointed by the lack of title menu, however. It was straight to the level-select screen. The interface as a whole is stylish, each button conforming to a sort-of fantasy theme. You can mute/unmute the game with a press of a button, but the lack of user-settings was abysmal. A few buttons (for difficulty setting and language preference) appear to be non-functional. Either they are broken, or intended to be updated. Non-functional buttons shoul not be present on the screen, or they should at least be greyed-out. CG's can be reviewed from "Memories", but they cannot be full-screened and are heavily obstructed by the user-interface. They must also be reviewed in sequence, with text, and cannot be skipped.
If you click on a "memory" and don't like it, you're better off rebooting the game.
- The Goods -
The artwork is darned good, but hampered by the awful aspect ratio and poor writing. The English that goes with each scene is rather meh. Expect male-on-female sexual intercourse.
Verdict
I recommend this game, even with it's clear flaws. It's easy to pick up, and it sports a plenty of sexy, non-consensual witch intercourse. If you're looking for wholesome entertainment, you came to the wrong game.

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A wonderfully educational game for anyone who is considering entering the faith, becoming clergy, or otherwise taking up the scholarly pursuit of Christianity. This game taught me the proper ways how I, a gentleman steeped in the religion and philosophies of the one true Catholic and Apostolic Church, is meant to punish women who participate in the heretical and satanic practice of witchcraft.
You do it with your peepee.

This one would be between thumbs down and thumbs up. It’s just meh but because it’s so cheap I can’t say no to this one. Just know there are actually better ones out there.
There isn’t anything majorly wrong with this game but there isn’t anything amazing either. Because many of us isn’t playing these games for deep plots or next innovative gameplay let’s get this out of the way first. Writing is okey-ish sometimes is decent and sometimes it so bad it’s funny. Gameplay is just some sort of darts where you try to hit the spinning goal, nothing more. It’s easy but it get’s boring. Honestly I would rather play solitaire or match-3.
But what about the content why we are here. Again it’s just okay. The good stuff is just static pictures but the artwork is actually pretty good. There is no censorship but effect of the pictures still felt a bit lackluster. Sound effects the other hand are too loud which makes them sound more fake than they already are.

A dart/pincussion type of casual puzzle game with an 18+ story and anime art.
This title is a second game of this type from the developer Peach Beach. Almost everything is better in comparison so not just copy-paste model common with budget puzzles. The main game mechanic has not changed so if you like this type you won't be disappointed. There could be more variations and maybe some new elements but despite lack of substantial innovations it is solid enough. Difficulty seems slightly lower than in the previous game but there are more levels. Still, the number of lives earned is more than enough to allow even the weakest players to complete all stages.
Story is what sells this title to me. Unlike the previous title, here we have a competent translation so there is no struggle to understand it. It is a coherent story of revenge focused on domination and humiliation. While not exactly my type, I still enjoyed it. There are two heroines this time, which I will count as another improvement.
Art is another strong point of this puzzle. All uncensored and of decent quality and detail. There is a good number of scenes accompanying the events and sufficient variations of them as well. Overall design is rather simple but sufficient considering the price.
Music is rather average and there is lack of variety. This is probably the weakest element. Even though this game is brief monotony can set in rather fast. Area with most room for improvement.
No bugs encountered.
To conclude, a pretty decent dart/pincussion budget puzzle with an amusing revenge story, good art but monotonous music. Short but rather enjoyable experience. Can recommend: 5.8/10

Very thought provoking project. While some may assume and blather on about how the repetitive art and sound design are lazy and annoying, I saw beyond that. This game is truly the work of a very talented and dedicated team. I only wish to have been there during the conception of this game. Its almost as if God himself, bestowed upon us, this blessed experience, this masterpiece. I believe I currently hold the world speed run record for this game, that being 17:50:595. If anyone wishes to challenge me, let it be known, there is a fine line between bravery and foolishness, and you are treading it.

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Beat the darts-like minigame, punish witch to the climax. Some stages are challenging but not hard.
タイトルまんまの内容。魔女におしおき。ゲーム部分もそこそこ遊べるので半額セールの時あたりにどうぞ。

The artstyle is excellent. Very good research material. 10/10