Hearts of Iron IV

I have barely owned this game for long and I keep playing it every day and I can't stop. The feeling of committing war crimes is like crack cocaine.

>Start HOI 4
>Play as Bolivia
>Have nothing but five men, an airfield, a claim on a neighbor and a dream
>Hire a general
>His name is Jorge
>Drift towards Fascism
>Prepare for war with Paraguay
>Train your men
>Declare war on Paraguay
>Win
>Jorge is proud
>Prepare for war with Peru
>Peru is stronger than Paraguay
>Feel intimadated
>Jorge feels confident
>Now you do too
>Decalre war
>Jorge was right
>Peru is still tough
>Take control of the front lines
>Rush the capital
>It works, you win
>You and Jorge are proud
>WW2 Kicks off
>The axis are winning
>Prepare for war against Ecuador
>Jorge Isn't so confident
>Says Ecuador is small but strong
>You don't believe him
>You invade
>Ecuador is strong
>But can't last forever
>You win a war of attrition
>You and Jorge are relieved
>You prepare for war against Colombia
>You know he'll join the allies
>You prepare to get Venezuela in a faction with you
>He doesn't want to unless the war's already started
>You Declare the war
>Venezuela joins you're faction, it's called the Hispanic Nationalist Front
>Colombia joins the allies
>The war against Colombia is quick
>But the war against the allies goes on
>Jorge is seasoned now, has seen many deaths
>All for the glory of Bolivia
> You turn your war machine on Argentina
>Jorge has mixed feelings about the war, thinks many men will die
>All for the glory of Bolivia
>You declare war
>The war drags on, but you eventualy push him to his capital
>You win
>Many more men died that war
>All for the glory of Bolivia
>You Turn on Chile
>You repeat
>Brazil and Uruguay are the only ones left who haven't felt the wrath of the HNF
>You have a score to settle with Brazil from what they did almost a century ago
>You aren't ready yet though
>You continue to improve your army whilst you devour Uruguay
>You feel that your army is ready now for your greatest conquest
>Boss fight time
>You prepare for war on Brazil
>Jorge thinks you can win but only if you beat Brazil quickly
>You declare on Brazil
>You start beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of him
>You take his capital
>He won't give up though
>The war drags on
>You're running low on men
>Many men have died
>All for the glory of Bolivia
>You put on scraping the barrel
>The war drags on
>The U.S. denounces Fascism
>The U.S. joins the allies
>The U.S. sends troops to defend Brazil
>Their units shred through yours
>The war drags on
>Your men die
>All for the Glory of Bolivia
>You have to end this
>You make a desperate push for their new capital
>The Brits land in your north
>You can't do ♥♥♥♥ about them
>You make your push more desperate
>Your almost there
>Your manmpower ticks to 0
>You get the achievement "No Country for Old Men"
>Your streets are bereft of men
>Jorge looks at you
>His chest decorated with medals
>The Desert Fox, The mountaineer, The Hill Fighter, The Ranger, The Engineer, The legend
>He knows it's over too
>You've won 3 wars together
>You've conquered 9 nations together
>Now you'll die together
>All for the glory of Bolivia
>You aren't sad though
>You did what you came to do
>When the new regime entered La Paz was a city of brick on a mountain
>When it falls La Paz will no longer be a city biult of brick nor will it be one chisled of marble
>It will be one forged of steel
>Where the women are twice as strong as the men of other lands
>Where the men carve nature to their will
>Where the children play as hard as the foreign soldiers fight
>Where all roads begin
>Where all roads lead
>Capital of the new Latin America
>Center of your short-lived empire whose scale was greater then Bolivar could have ever dreamed
>Whose people have hearts too noble for silver but too modest for gold
>Whose hearts are of iron
>You've made a city of legend
>A country of two million you made into an empire which took half the world to topple
>And you did it all for the glory of Bolivia

do not buy this game. its an addiction worse than heroin
edit: 1,000 hours in sight. i haven't felt a women's touch in ages. my mind is nothing but micro and thoughts of world domination.
still don't know what them f*cking boats work

Over 500 hours. Billions of men died for me. Millions of square mileage conquered by me. Thousands of countries have fallen to me. Hundreds of nuclear weapons detonated at my command. A couple dozen Hitlers deposed by me.
And I still don't know how to use navy.

my favorite part is when hitler is about to win but then fdr churchill and stalin say "we are the hearts of iron iv" and then defeat the nazis with the power of friendship

What you lose/gain by playing HOI4
Lose:
Family
Wife/Girlfriend/Any interaction with females
Friends
All your muscle
All your money
Your life
Any good grades you had
Any respect you had
Gain :
300lbs of fat
An uncle that touches you every night
DLC's that are definitely worth something
Too many hours of playtime

This game is pure cancer.
I am addicted achievement hunter anymore.
1400 HOURS in this hell made me forget about other important things such as:
-how women look like
-the color of the sky
All i hear the BGIOUM BGIOUM (invasion sound)
If you want to have life i am not suggesting this game .