Green Hell

Start game. Play tutorial for 10 minutes.
Exited to play with my friend.
Start multiplayer lobby.
Wander around for five minutes looking for stuff.
Die.
Respawn.
Die.
Respawn.
Wander around for 30 minutes.
Find a mushroom.
Eat mushroom because of hunger.
Get poisoned.
Die.
Respawn.
Walk across the map once more.
Get chased by naked men.
Die.
9/10 reccomend this game

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u want a big base and all the items
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Its OK
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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The game is great. It's fun but it is complicated. Like crazy complicated it takes hours to get everything down and you'll be on edge a lot of the time. I love playing it but do not play when you want to relax. Its graphics are amazing and the sound is realistic.

After dying an embarrassing amount of times by trying to 1v1 a jaguar with a stone spear, I decided to try and THROW the spear instead of trying to fight a fully grown, adult jaguar up close, so you can imagine how surprised I was when the second the jaguar took my spear to the face it died. I felt really stupid.

Green Hell is my favorite survival-focused game of all time. No other game in this genre that I've ever played matches its deep focus on survival mechanics. In a way, it has ruined other survival games for me in making them seem shallow in comparison.
PROS:
+ Every aspect of survival feels rewarding, even when you have mastered the rules of the game (big ups to the food system which requires you have a balanced diet consisting of different macronutrients)
+ The visuals and audio are pretty damn good at immersing you in a jungle environment
+ The game is still fun with no hostile human mobs, as the survival mechanics stand on their own (this is good for people like me who want to RP a Primitive Technology or Alone-type scenario)
+ The story mode is well made, and is a good complement to the freeplay mode
+ Building strikes a nice balance of being tedious (because at the end of the day, you're supposed to be just one person) but allowing you to get some cool structures made
NEUTRALS (i.e. pro or con depending on your preferences)
* Learning curve is steep at first, and can be annoying; maybe you won't be dying a lot, but you WILL starve, get sick, get injured, etc. as you learn the rules of the world
* I think there are no more updates; the game is "complete" at this point
* Only one map (plus an expansion area), and it's not super huge, but it is handcrafted
CONS:
- Eventually, you will understand most spawns of resources and enemies on the map, resulting in a post-scarcity level of mastery, which removes most sense of danger; at this point the game becomes a wilderness simulator where you just chill and do whatever you want

- install game
- run around for a while trying to figure out how to make stuff
- get leeches, fall off cliff, run into cave and get stung by scorpion and die
- second try
- get worms and die while my character feels like hes off 10 g of benedryll
- third try
-manage to actually do some things
- run around a corner and gets into fight with panther
- manage to scare it off
- immediantly falls to ground and dies of blood loss from the attack
10/10

This is hands down one of the best games I've ever played. It's a survival, where you have to, you guessed it, survive. You are alone (or with up to 3 friends) in the Amazon jungle, a lot of things can AND WILL kill you but a bit of common sense goes a long way.
Don't pick up or eat anything whose name starts with "poison"; Don't run around stepping on dangerous snakes and arachnids; Don't assume you can just ignore an infection or fever.
This is finally a survival game that you actually have to take care and survive in. Plus, you get to do it on a beautiful jungle with a truly captivating story. I can't recommend this game enough.