Gnome Jigsaw Puzzles

I Love those little gnomes. I love how the controls are, so simple and sexy. Gnomes are the best little guys. the music is so calming and hot. I go to this game every time I think about something sexual.

if youre on the fence... trust me. just buy it.
pros:
- many gnomes to see, beautiful gnomes around every corner.
- a gnomey surprise for your eyes
- absolutely breathtaking soundtrack that very much invokes the spirit and jollyness and freedom of the beloved garden gnome.
- i mean obviously who doenst love puizzles? and who doesnt love GNOMES?? so gnomes plus puizzles.. lets just say, true happiness acvhieved!
- engaging puzzlegameplay, so much more fun than any game.
cons:
- can get a little too arousing at times.
overall this is my favorite gnome jigsaw puzzle game ive ever played. absolutely get it if you love gnomes and puzzles!

This game has changed my life. I was in a bad place emotionally and physically. I had lost my job, my girlfriend, my apartment, and had lost all of the money I had saved up. I had started shooting up, doing horrible things just to get my fix. I was losing my humanity. I couldn't go on. I had attempted to overdose thrice on Benadryl. Thankfully the first time my dog saved me (RIP, I sold her), and the other two times the police found me in the Taco Bell freezer.
I didn't have a PC, only a small laptop from 2007. It couldn't run most games, in fact it could only be used when surrounded by ice packs or within a freezer (hence my overdose location of choice). But there was one game it could run. Gnome Jigsaw Puzzles.
I had less than a dollar in my bank account, but thankfully this game was on sale. It was a blessing, as if my Guardian Angel finally took notice of me, to see this game while scrolling through the store.
This game has changed my life. I went from heating up spoons with tears in my eyes to laughing gleefully while assembling a gnome; from stealing Whoppers from old ladies to dancing to the gnome music; from digging through the trash to digging through my mind to solve a puzzle. This game has turned my life around. I'm still homeless, unemployed, and broke, but at least I have Gnome Jigsaw Puzzles.

The best gaming experience of my life, not even a gaming experience, a life style it made me rethink my life. I am a new and better man after putting all 4 corner pieces together. If this game was a person I would marry them, with their bright colors and beautiful passion for gnomes. This game will change your life down to the molecular structure, you will never see life the same, your family and friends will worry about you and your weird obsession over gnomes, you will also likely never see your family again since they are not gnomes

In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends.
Last night, I experienced something new, an extra-ordinary game from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the game and its makers have challenged my preconceptions about fine gaming is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for BoogyGames Studios famous motto: 'Anyone can cook.' But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now developing at BoogyGames Studios, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest developer on Steam. I will be returning to Gnome Jigsaw Puzzles soon, desperate for more.

I am become gnome destroyer of jigsaw puzzles
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

This game is literally the most important piece of modern media I have and will ever consume.
10/10 would self actualize again.