Donald VS Martians
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Donald goes to Mars to kill space prostitutes, but unexpectedly the killer pumpkins attack. No one knows what is going on, where are the allies or the enemies, but there are guts, blood and violence on every corner!
In this game:
– Unique types of weapom: detached head of a shameless blonde girl, double hamburger and a hand of the metal man.
– The creepiest enemies of all times: turtle-pumpkin, blonde crab from Miami and the most famous Russian Stylist!
– Only in this game Donald drinks kefir to cheer up!
– Thank you Kanye, very cool soundtrack!
Donald does not compromise, he saves the galaxy!
Game Discussion
Steam User 11
It's plays like a documentary, a touching recounting of the President's life, times and tribulations. It's highly realistic and includes moments from the President's life such as that time he took on an entire planet of aliens (not the illegal kind, the other time) using a border barrier, and the time he gave away 1.5 billion dollars to an undisclosed country where everyone was starving.
Before this game I didn't like Trump.
After much soul searching; I have come to the conclusion that he could be the best President, maybe even the best human, that I have ever had the pleasure of playing a game of Doom as.
God bless America, and God bless the President.
Steam User 4
Trump Parody. Very fun and comical. The style is similar to the early duke nukem franchise but is limited in terms of graphics. Overall it is still funny and good to p[lay if you want to kill some time.
Steam User 0
this is the best piece of modern media in a long while. i reached my nofap goal not by working out and having courage but just playing this game non stop
Steam User 0
Not bad. Lacks multiplayer. A bit disappointed on that front. Its pretty funny for what it is.
Steam User 7
I only bought this game because I have submission fetish
I've fantasized about being under the rule of a dictator ever since I can remember. Every relationship I've ever had has been a 24/7 dominance and submission lifestyle.
My ultimate fantasy is for a dictator (male or female) to command me to give him/her oral sex with the military standing by ready to take my head off if I'm not sufficient enough at oral sex.
Voting for donald trump in itself was an erotic experience. After I voted, I ran to my car and furiously jacked off, thinking about Donald Trump commanding me to suck him off. I watched the election with my friends, pretending to root for Hillary Clinton. I think I masturbated 7 or 8 times that night.
Anyway, I feel guilty about my vote, and want to apologize. I'm sorry if this is weird, but it's therapeutic to get this off my chest. Say whatever you want about me, I know I deserve it.
Steam User 0
A modern masterpiece better than most(all) triple-A games
Steam User 2
the best game i have ever played shouts out to my jew friend for gifting the game to me thank u liz