DiRT Rally 2.0

This game has taught me that:
Trees are magnetically attracted to my car

My co-driver calmly saying “Left 5, don’t cut” actually means “prepare for death”

Brakes are more of a suggestion than a solution

Every stage starts with confidence and ends with my car rolling like a washing machine full of bricks. One tiny mistake? Congratulations, your rally is now a scenic tour of Scottish forestry.

Graphics are beautiful, physics are brutally realistic, and the damage model ensures you feel personally responsible for every bad decision you’ve ever made. I’ve never been so stressed while sitting perfectly still.

10/10.
Would absolutely drive into a ditch again.

Fu*king hate the game. Don't ever think you're getting good. Don't get an R5 car and race Argentina with it. Don't race Argentina in front of people you want to impress. Might as well skip Argentina completely actually. Fu*k Argentina. Otherwise a great game. 10/10 can't stop playing.

The last great Rally game...
now that EA acquired Codemasters and the game switched to Unreal and you utilize denuvo you can F your selves, corpos...

The Dark Souls of racing games. It will beat you into submission, but once you get the hang on just how to get around the corners without killing yourself and your co-driver, it offers one of the most rewarding and satisfying driving experiences I've encountered in gaming.

Boot the game
Realize the Rear end of the car loves eating the sides of the stage.
Realize that you aren't cut out for ts
Practice for a while
Realize 5 right over crest tightens 3 = WE'RE GETTING AIRBORNE
Get Pretty good without flipping or puncturing a tire on the sides of the stage
Race a couple of stages
Win a couple of stages
Push you're luck on time trial
Nearly get pedal to the metal on time trial
Flip the car on the final 2 right

10/10 would flip over again

Probably thje last great rally game.
I still don't understand why Codemasters agreed to be bought by EA.
They shut down every studio they buy, RIP:
-Visceral
-Mythic
-Bullfrog
-Origin
-Westwood
-Danger Close
-Phenomic
-PlayFish
-NuFX
And can't we forget...
-Black Box...

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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