Clergy Splode

Not a bad game. I think this game is worth the price when it's on sale. I got it for $0.14, and I'm enjoying the game. The music is repetitive, the controls are lackluster, and most importantly, there's NO tutorial or backstory. However, it's addictive, introduces cool powerups along the way, it looks nice for a cheap quickly-made game, and it's fun to play when you get bored.
If this game had a backstory, better controls, and better hitboxes, I'd say it'd be easily worth $5.00. Hopefully it gets updated or a sequel made.

This is a good game. Very fun and addictive gameplay. Definitely worth playing through. But there's a lack of polish that keeps it from being great.
1. The collision boxes around terrain objects like trees and bushes are so big, the go way beyond the actual size of the object. This means you can't intuitively trust your eyes in regards to where you can and can't move.
2. It's sometimes possible to move sideways through terrain objects, even though you're not supposed to.
3. There is very little apparent logic to what bombs damage. Sometimes you kill just a single enemy in a cluster of six, some of them even being in the exact same space as the one that got killed. Other times you kill an enemy both above and below you, but you take no damage. And sometimes you kill an enemy and damage yourself at the same distance you've previously been safe from harm. The fact that the visual effect of the explosion don't indicate where the bomb deals damage does not help.
4. It's really difficult to know where the player character's hitbox is, so sometimes you get surprised when taking damage, and other times you get surprised you didn't take any damage.
5. Some data that should reset on level change, doesn't. If you've used a powerup at the end of a previous level, that power up will still be active when starting the next. For example, if you completed the previous level by using some Crazy Bombs, you'll find the next level starts with red bombs spawned. Other things that will move over to the next level are unexploded bombs or if the Lady is active and ready to help.
6. The game does not run properly in Win11, possibly also Win10, showing up in a borderless window that goes up above the top of the screen(cutting off some of the top, so you can't see your score, or your hearts). To fix this, go to the properties for game.exe in the game's folder, then set the game to run with a screen resolution of 640x480 in the Compatability tab.
7. The game has 30 levels, but on the fourth level select screen(where you only see level 28, 29, and 30) the remaining, empty spaces are filled with "locked level" icons when you start at that screen. If you click your way to that screen it works as it should, making those six spaces empty instead.
8. There's a level that I think is supposed to be a snow level. However, in that level you're practically unable to see most of the stuff you need to, like souls or the numbers for your challenge progressions.
9. The freeze effect often doesn't show the ice graphic. Also, if an enemy gets frozen while spawning, this can lead to many tiny versions of their head being shown as the graphic instead of their full character sprite.
10. Enemies will often spawn right in front of you just as you throw a bomb, which will make the bomb explode right on top of you, damaging and possibly killing you. This was easily the #1 way I died in the game, and it's frustrating because there's really nothing you can do about it as a player. Solutions to fix this would either be to give the enemies invincibility frames/no collision while they're spawning, or make it impossible for them to spawn within a certain radius of the player.
11. If there were a single frame of art with some text telling a simple story in between each scenery change, that would add a lot to the game. Because there's no actual story here, but everything says there reallly should be: The Priest, the Lady helping him by turning him into a vampire for a bit, the undead crawling around, and the linear change in scenery. It's like the designer had a story in mind, but never actually told it.

All in all, a good game. It's just sad to see the potential for greatness wasted like this, because I think this game could've done a hundred times better financially if most of these things were fixed. And speaking as a programmer myself, a lot of this shouldn't be too difficult to fix in the first place. I hope they make a sequel where these things are fixed. Because even as it stands, I can still recommend this game, as it's very fun to play.

Cute indie graphics, just so cute its amazing, and u the zombies crawl out the bushes ROFLCOPTER thats just amaizng LULZ this game is just worth every penny
NONO real talk this game is absolutly pure aids its horrible, this is made by the most superficial idiots who understand nothing about gameplay, you basicly use one button and then move around, and there is one mechanic, used in one way, against one enemy.. but with a lot of cute graphics LULZ

The game is overall good, colorful, good graphics and it has an awesome concept. the concept was a priest or something like that killing zombies using bombs, thats right, BOMBS!. who could dislike Michael Bay-like concepts, it was so badass that it makes you want to play more and more, so i should recommend this game, its kinda challenging which makes you stay focus everytime. everyone likes killing zombies!

I give it a 6/10. Played 11 minutes and it feels like ive been playing an app on my phone. As a PC game, I dont see this kicking off anywhere, but with a few tweaks here and there and a variety of characters this may be a top notch AppStore game. (If its not already)

thumbs up cause of the trading cards, backgrounds and emoticons
other than the trinkets its a very basic mobile / browser game
would be nice if developers put some more time into it and improved the graphics, sounds, gameplay and of course added an options menu

I got this game in a bundle and didn't expect much. But somehow you get addicted to this small, funny game. You are a priest and have to bomb zombies out of your way. Therefore you should think fast and do things even faster. All in one there are 30 level which include different zombies, extras and help from others. I wouldn't pay too much for it if you get in a sale it is great.
IMPORTANT EDIT!!! The game is just playable until level 24! Afterwards it is broken and it won't be repaired!!!