Chair Simulator
Chair simulator is an exciting single player adventure for PC (Windows and MacOS) that puts the player right into the sitting seat. Featuring hundreds of chairs, multiple endings, and a balance between relaxing chair collection and challenging sitting-posture gameplay.
Chair Simulator has all your favorite chairs, from Eames, Saarinen, Starcke, Bertoli, Corbusier, Thonet, Emeco, Panton, Jensen, Breuer, Van Der Rohe and more!
Buy chairs. Sit down. Accumulate Sit Points through the all-new Sit Point System. Spend your Sit Points on new chairs! The possibilities are endless. But be careful: sitting still for too long can get uncomfortable fast, and this leads to numbness, hemorrhoids, muscle atrophy, and ultimately permadeath. Chair Simulator is the Dark Souls of sitting simulators.
Play as one of 14 unique characters, whom you may recognize from real life. Chair Simulator features pro sitters including MrBeast, Dillon Francis, Corinna Kopf, Nadeshot, JustMaiko, Evan Palmblad, Neeko, Muselk, Lazarbeam, Faze Kay, Faze Jarvis, 24kgoldn, Muselk, Cheetles, and Bingo Bob.
Chair Simulator takes place over TWO exciting locations: your living room, and a sprawling blue and yellow chair store. Progress through an extensive unlock tree to attain ever more luxurious designer chairs. At the end of the day we all need to sit: chair simulator lets you sit in style.
Game Discussion
Steam User 42
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Steam User 16
One of the best games I've ever played.
The story: It has hints of betrayal and overall made me cry
Gameplay: One of the best movement systems I've ever experienced
10/10
Would sit in chairs again
Steam User 28
9/10 almost as good as that one time I imagined a goth girl sitting on me
Steam User 1
Booted up the game, LOUD FREAKING MUSIC AND STUPID VOICE, the only good thing in this game is that you can kill mister beast, and that's enough for me yk because of recent news
Steam User 1
This game is truly a tug of emotions, to the deep immersion of the graphics and control almost makes you feel like you're sitting down in real life. Before I played this game I was in a dark part of my life and needed an escape, that is when I found this game or should I call it a second chance? The first time I booted up this game my expectations were low, how could a game about sitting be any good I thought to myself, but behold after the first few minutes or so I thought but in reality hours had passed of me playing this otherly world experience of virtual comfort and pleasure simulation, This... This "game" was what I had been aching for my entire life, I could truly say I felt free. Never had I played a game that made me feel so alive. If not for this game I wouldn't know what I'd be right now.
10/10 feels like home
Steam User 1
Still better than Hunt: Showdown.
Masterpiece and relaxing game, top notch, great design, zero bugs. Absolutely suggested.
Steam User 2
It started off innocently enough; a new game to play. What could possibly go wrong? Just a little bit of entertainment. Something to pass the time. No harm done, right?
But, alas, I was not prepared for what was in store.
Immediately, I was blown away by the graphics that this slumbering mega giant of a game had hidden away beneath the illusionary visage that is its title screen.
Simple title screen,aye. Simple game there after? NAY!
I thought nothing of this at first other than simple bliss as my retinas nearly failed to grasp what laid await for me as I ventured into what I can only beseech as one of the most extraordinary virtual adventures I have dared to partake in.
What my feeble wrinkled grey matter failed to understand, though, was that this was a trap disguised as one of the most... NO! Dare I say? ... The best game ever made.
"But, SOBE, what is wrong with that?", You may ask yourself.
I say to you, THIS, my keen inquisitor... "What else is there to life once you reach peak perfection?"
"NOTHING!" " THERE IS NOTHING" .... "THERE IS ONLY THE CHAIR!"
Poor little Cindy only wanted to spend time with her father down by the meadow where she had presented him with the most splendid of a specimen of daisy all those years ago... Alas... there was only the chair.
Little Jakob had spent many a full days sun as well as the nights candlelight perfecting how to varnish and stain the woodwork that his father had catechized unto him. His pride swelled that of a lion with the skill he grappled through the blood and sinew sacrificed for this skill. Little Jakob wanted nothing more than his fathers certification of his well merited labors.... Alas... There was only the chair.
Beautiful Jane. Oh, gorgeous Jane. Her long dark locks, eyes as hazel as the most perfect of morning brews to start the day with the up most of vigor. Skin as pale as it is fair. Devoted wife for so many a decades to pass, one after another. A beauty such as hers to be desired by any man of warm blood and sound of mind. The befuddlement of any rash mind as to why such a creature would devote such loyalty to my person of such bourgeoisie. Sweet, sweet Jane. Thirty six years and those years divided by six. With the German word for no, and that is all sweet Jane asked for... But alas... There was only the chair.
"A man's true worth is measured by his family" Words spoken by the greatest hero I have ever avowed... My father... My late father. I would be nothing without his tutelage. An empty shell in the most pitch of black without his devotion and courage. I dare not think of the vacuous existence brought upon by the man's absence in my youth. Sacrifice, valor, and dedication shown so distinctly through both wars bleed so profusely unto his teachings of his first born... his only born. Miracle child was the name bestowed upon my person. The atrocities he divulged upon me through many a harrowing tale were enough to refute credit to such a claim in name. I surmise that being the one and only child after such an event I became the focus of the mans most valiant of efforts over the years. No braver a soul had I ever witnessed in my meek existence. The gas that reeked so much havoc within his breast did indeed put an end to his breath within this plane. It was only in his final moments that I learned of such destruction within his iron will. He hid his indisposition well. Jane... Beautiful Jane... She pleaded that I attend the funeral. The procession had a staggering attendance from what I gathered. In the thousands... But alas... There was only the chair
My Cohorts, my Companions did their very best with much succor poised at my personage... but alas... There was only the chair
Minutes turned to hours. Hours turned to days. Days to weeks, weeks to months, months to years! How was I to contemplate such passage of time?! There was only the chair!
One by one, they all left me.
Father... to his plague
Jane... sweet Jane... She stayed the longest, she did!... but alas... There was only the chair
Sweet Jane... she left with the children of coarse .
My companions left some time before Jane, but not without very much conviction mind you that.
Lovable little mittens... starved to death. I COULDN'T FEED HER! THERE IS ONLY THE CHAIR!
Lost much have I these descending years.
But a prosperity I did discover in the wake .
... A single chair in this game be it a falsehood... for there are many more to choose from.