Bulletstorm: Full Clip Edition

Сontrary to the original marketing strategy, this is still way closer to Call of Duty than to any classic run-and-gun kind of shooter.
But it is the most ridiculously entertaining Call of Duty campaign ever.
It's gorgeous; every setpiece hits an absolute bullseye, every gun is fun to use, and nothing ever overstays its welcome.
Oh, and it actually has good writing. I know it's kind of trendy to use the same "I will kill your diсks" clip and dismiss the whole thing as juvenile nonsense, but "juvenile" is not a synonym for a lack of quality; it's just a style. You can do it poorly (i.e., Borderlands 3), and you can completely pull it off. And let me tell you—it's not Borderlands 3.

If you suffer from motion sickness (even mildly), I strongly recommend AGAINST getting this game. The "jiggle" physics (and I'm not talking about the good kind) in this game are absolutely horrendous. The screen constantly jiggles for even the most minor of mouse movements: walking, running, looking around, etc... The screen has these slight (which I can only describe as) micro-jiggles that cause eye fatigue within a short amount of time.
If you can handle the eye-fatigue, the game play is old-school fun. The graphics are absolutely beautiful considering when it was made. Regardless, I am still recommending this game when you can get it cheaply. Just be wary of potential motion sickness, even for those who usually wouldn't suffer from that.
(Edit) Possible Tip for Motion Sickness: Be sure to maximize your FOV in game to reduce the motion sickness I mentioned earlier.

Just short and sweet, this is just peak singleplayer campaign, amazing gameplay, the game never ceases to amaze me with how good the story is and it's just an incredibly well paced game.
The biggest shame is how the sequel was never made, it really ramps up towards the end but we all get cockblocked at the end because of money, game did not sell well enough for the sequel, sadly.
What a fucking shame.

If turning your brain off and point and shoot was a game this would be it.

You will notice many similar design choices if you’re a fan of Gears of War regarding its style and blunt narrative but this one as an FPS. Big hands who do not press the button of the elevator but instead smash it. Big feet in big boots so you can kick your enemies and make them feel small and inferior. Sarcasm, grunt mentality, you’ll have it all except a classy, polite narrative. There is not much to follow up story wise and the game does not want you to waste your time. You point, you shoot, you move on. You can expect a tiny plot twist here and there but believe me, story won’t be the reason you’ll keep playing this one.

Gameplay feels tight. Shooting feels good. I went ahead and tried all the guns the game had to offer but once I got the shotgun… boy oh boy I could not let it go since it gave me major Doom vibes with the kick and the one shot kills. There are some collectibles and side things to do but no side quests and almost no exploration. It’s a very straight FPS game with plenty to shoot and while it starts great, as you progress to the next chapters it starts to get more repetitive than expected. I mean the game does not lie to you, it’s all about action but I would love a bit more investment in story and a change of pace here and there would be nice.

Performance wise the game played as expected without a single issue and I didn’t have a single crash. There was, however, a segment where the voices are completely gone for a couple of seconds and after all this time, the game hasn’t been fixed. It’s a shame because while brief it was an important part of the story so here’s hoping they can patch it (not hoping this late but hey). Took my around 7 hours to finish the game on easy difficulty because look, you want to relax and feel like no enemy is a match for you after a long tiresome and stressful day. You can expect a longer play time on harder difficulties since you need to be more cautious. Play the game, forget the daily stress and keep a heavy-story game on the side to keep you gaming perfectly balanced.

One of the best single-player shooters that is out there. It is a shame that there is no Part 2. The end is really frustrating, knowing there is no sequel to the game...

Great game with very good and fun gunplay where you can choose your favorite playstyle. Multiplayer is dead tho. Had to play a bit with the settings to have an optimal experience.

If you go into this not looking for anything tremendous from a story perspective or in depth character development, but accepting that this is just a good old fashioned "shoot em all and let god sort em out" kind of thing then you won't be disappointed. It's a lot of fun so long as you take it for what it is.