BDSM: Big Drunk Satanic Massacre

As the tile says, this is a cute game perfect for the whole family :) Jokes aside, how could I resist a game with this main theme and name? The fun started even before installing the game, because one bigot in my friendlist saw this and decided it was too much and removed me from his friendlist. Then i started playing and it got even more fun! The gameplay is simple and classic but rewarding, not an RPG at all just a violent shooter with a cool soundtrack and edgy sex jokes and BDSM themes. it's short, but it's tough to stop playing and you may want to replay it to get all the achievements.
So go get it and you'll enjoy it till the last sp.. mmm, level :)

Not a bad shooter, there are some funny jokes.
Short game - completed in 2.5 hours.

A game where you play as Lucifer son of Satan in a wacky meme filled adventure to reclaim your position as rightful ruler of Hell. You can expect to spend about 5 to 6 hours shooting, killing, and banging (With the free uncensored content patch) your way through Hell before reaching the end of the short story and achieving 100% completion. The twin stick shooter aspect of this game is done pretty well and I got a good laugh or two at the writing. Overall I'd say it's worth picking up if you can catch it on sale.
At the time of writing this review the only thing I can find fault in is that sometimes a bug occurs where on Xbox Controller you can't use your left bumper to drink "milk" to heal up. This happened maybe a handful of times during my play through but I found that resetting to checkpoint through the pause menu fixed this.

It's a decent top-down shooter that kind of reminds me of Dead Nation. At a steep discount, it's a fun time.

Entretenido juego de disparos, con toques lígeros de RPG, y un humor bastante chungo.
Las peleas con jefes finales son mucho peores que el resto del juego.
Bastante entretenido.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ My Little Pony References }---
☑ Frequent
☐ Occasional
☐ Rare
☐ No Ponies

---{ 10 / 10 }---

Surprisingly fun and not nearly as gimmicky as I had thought it would be. If it all sounds like it would appeal to you, then it probably will; grab it on sale for zero regrets.

Ave Satanas.